Ok, so what matters again? David Waldman helps us ponder that today. In a couple of weeks, the government runs out of funding, which is the goal of course, but all too early in the midst of the Christmas shopping and inauguration bribing season. Then comes tariff season, which slides right into trade war season, which soon becomes real war season, and before you know it, we won’t need to go to austerity, austerity will have come for us.

That is, it’ll come for anyone Kash Patel hasn’t already come for. Or any of the rest of the posse heading to the roundup. Trump lamprey Dinesh D’Souza has moved on from 2,000 Mules, to become the administration Riefenstahl, or perhaps scribe for Patel’s Littlefinger.

It is impossible to be too corrupt for the upcoming administration, but Pete Hegseth keeps trying to make it happen. Pete, a notorious womanizer because of all his rapenizing, is also a crusader for Crusading, and any other war crimes not covered by religion.

Joe Biden did not pardon his son, Hunter. But he would have even if Kash Patel wasn’t nominated, or Kamala would have... or even Trump, because who doesn’t love Hunter?

Chinese Crypto Magician Justin Sun ate a banana in front of reporters while $18 million magically appeared in Trump’s pocket.

So that’s it for the rule of law… following shame into the abyss. “The most corrupt cop in history” apparently didn’t get the memo. All we have left is procedure, and who knows how long that will last.