David Waldman... and Greg Dworkin... on the same show? Find out on today’s KITM!

The UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting seems to point to one culprit, that being a nationwide guillotine shortage. The "Deny, Defend, Depose" movement hopes to remedy that, however our supplier of democracy in France might be facing heavy domestic demand soon.

Speaking of collapses, the Democratic party could do worse than to adopt that “DDD” slogan. It sure beats using “The Resistance” again. Kash Patel only has 60 people on his enemy list, and it already made a mess of MSNBC’s underwear.

Musk and Ramaswamy found about a quarter of their cost cutting so far, eliminating federal prisons, the FBI, veterans' health care, and annoying Musk competitors. Easy Peasy. Try reaching for Republican pork and see how many fingers you take back.

Pete Hegseth tries the “Please Baby, Baby please!” defense. Pete had Trump with the bigotry, torture and sexual abuse, but seems to have lost him with all the alcohol. If only Hegseth had lied better. Trump loves liars.

It seems that a small plurality of the electorate doesn’t mind liars either. Republicans microtargeted their lies to Americans during the election using the latest technology... effectively. How did the Russian-backed candidate win in Romania? TikTok, Democrats!

South Korea’s President tried one little coup and now everybody’s sore at him. Worse yet, Yoon Suk Yeol can only find one guy to throw under his bus. Trump won’t make that mistake.

There’s a rainbow of revolutions out there. Crave Syria news? Blue Sky might not be the place. The bad place might still be the place. When I find myself forced into exTwitter, I search Threads for the author and almost always find the exact same post. Try it, it’s fun!