Bob Uecker and David Lynch are hanging out together in Heaven’s waiting room, laughing (slowly, and in reverse, naturally), looking down as Hell freezes over so that Donald Trump can return to the Presidency.  But... why are we still here though? Probably to listen to David Waldman on the Friday KITM.

Don’t turn to Republicans to answer your questions, existential or otherwise. They have all the answers, just not to the questions they’ve been asked. If they told you the answer they wouldn’t have to kill you, but they’ll wish they have had killed themselves.

Joe Biden looked at his watch and just realized that he forgot to answer all the questions and fix everything. Hurry Joe!

What caused Sam Harris to wake up and turn on his bro Elon Musk, other than they couldn’t fit both of their heads into the same room anymore?

Bro RFK Jr. isn’t a part of the broligarchy on nepotism, inheritance, and psychopathy alone. He put in his time scamming rubes just like the rest of them.

Paul Manafort returns to his job of being the bro of the broligarchy and dick for the dictators.

Beta Mike Johnson makes certain to have all betas in chair positions before Trump comes in.

Meatball Ron DeSantis sometimes doesn’t do exactly what he’s told but is still a good boy.

In Minnesota, DFL Rep. Brad Tabke of Shakopee won reelection, but Gops seized control anyway, which would really matter if they had planned to get anything done legislatively.