David Waldman is BACK for the Friday KITM, then GONE for the weekend, then BACK on the Monday KITM! See how that works?

In local, to KITM World Headquarters, news, the University of Virginia and Virginia Commonwealth University can't operate any "illegal" DEI programs to get federal funding, and they really like federal funding, therefore they're obeying anticipatorily. The White House appreciates their cooperation and will now require the resignation of the University of Virginia's president. In even more local news, the Superintendent of Loudoun Schools, Aaron Spence eloquently describes how Trump can kiss his DEI-loving ass. Meanwhile, a selling point for a four-year degree has always been where you'll be spending those four years.

People assumed someone had fixed the DOGE by cutting off Big Balls, but he's only been tucked away, out of sight.

The US is slashing overseas pro-democracy initiatives, yet Samuel Samson over at the US State Department wanted your tax money to go to anti-democracy initiatives to support Marine Le Pen. Le Pen had the self-respect to turn him down.

Remember when real men were both strong and silent? Why can't we try bringing back those days again? Why are supervillains always such big mouths?