David Waldman and Greg Dworkin aren’t going to Mar-a-Lago, that SOB can come up here if he wants to apologize.

MAGA doesn’t math. How many immigrants are there? How many illegal? How much voter fraud? What’s a “mandate”?  How do tariffs work? What egg prices? Climate, crime, energy, pandemic… MATH! The numbers spin around their heads like birds. Education is their existential threat, although they still see some use in it for their kids, maybe.

D still hasn’t signed the ethics agreement required for presidential transition because who wants to do all that math and figure out who’s pocketing what? Nobody on his side, that’s for sure. Over on the loser side, they can easily do the math on how many days they have left, because those happen to be some pretty small numbers.

On the winning side, it’s a gold rush. Pam Bondi doesn’t have Matt Gaetz levels of cringe or cosmetic surgery, but don’t worry, she will. Kelly Loeffler may be the most corrupt in the upcoming cabinet (or the most temporary), Tulsi Gabbard could be the most dangerous, but who’s counting? Auditions are still ongoing for The Apprentice 2.0.

Meanwhile, we’re winning on abortion rights so far. Let’s build on that.