Hey kids, it’s Tuesday and David Waldman is here to lead our Camp KITM Sing-Along:  Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a whole lot worse!

Upcoming confirmation hearings for Pam Bondi will reveal the intrinsic corruption, looming danger... etc. etc. Scales will fall from eyes that tune into… Spinco, or some such.

Ok, so 25% tariffs go on Mexico and Canada if our drug and immigration problems aren’t fixed. Well, FAFO, as we used to say 2016-2020, in between posting “But Her Emails!” memes. Good times.

Once again, a new group of backstabbing villains gather to loot as much as they can and yet find that they don’t get along. As usual, it’s all good as long as the boss gets the two scoops of ice cream. Boris Epshteyn is a double dipper.

No one is sure how evil Brooke Rollins will be. Sometimes, you have to play your evil rookies off the evil bench.

Citizens United is the funniest joke Elon Musk has ever heard, and one of the cheapest laughs he’ll ever buy.

How does Natalie Harp do it? Sweetie 2.0 has a lock on the ear and rear of all that matters to her.