David Waldman brings us a Thursday KITM without Greg Dworkin, who’s still on assignment covering ongoing Canadian Thanksgiving celebrations, most likely.

Kamala Harris paid her dues on Fox News yesterday, where today they’re calling her everything they can think of, except perhaps “shrill” for some reason. Donald Trump boogied onto venues rigged to not trigger the old fart, and yet old farting was all he offered. Donald claims that he wasn’t aware that he was the Father of IVF until it was explained to him. But he did admit that he was an insurrectionist on January 6. Judge Tanya Chutkan will probably take that confession over the phony boloney his lawyers are peddling.

Elon Musk spent $100 million to create a web of disinformation around Project 2025, called "Progress 2028". Someone you know has recently or soon will send you a link to it in order to prove something to you.

Donald Trump is either going to jail or he’s not. What’s one more Fifth Avenue shooting to him at this point? What’s one more porn star bribe? What’s a little more creative bookkeeping? 

What’s JD Vance’s advisor smoking? Everything!