David Waldman will be presenting only a dozen more KITMs before the election, and this here is one of them!

Arnold Palmer is world renowned, and universally admired for a myriad of accomplishments and attributes.  So, you can guess which Donald Trump would remember and admire him for, right? 

Meanwhile, if you had ever wanted to see an impressive poll, you knew that you could always check in with Greg Dworkin. This year however, pollsters want to make it clear that no one should trust them to provide anything of any value whatsoever.   Want a prediction?  Look elsewhere. That said, let’s whip them out and see what we’re working with. Well, Trump’s might be tightening, but Kamala’s still a little bigger. Strangely, it depends on what you put in there for scale, 2020, or 2022, and you need to consider those differences in propensity. There are somewhat fewer early votes than 2020, but still a whole lot of early votes. Again, conclude away, but no promises.

Arnold’s putts aren’t Trump’s only obsession. Ronald McDonald Trump got to pretend to be a fry cook, a truck driver, and President of the United States. Brain surgeon and double aught secret agent are still on the wish list. Fellow rich guy working through his fantasies, Elon Musk only wants to p’wn the world, starting with Donald Trump and moving out from there. Watch how funny the peasants dance for $100! What will they do for a million? Musk isn’t interested in buying democracy though, only trolling mankind. (Timothy Mellon already bought the government.) Who needs to run the world anyhow? So many details! No fun at all.