Listening to David Waldman and today’s KITM is part of your civic duty, but only part. Now is the time to phone bank, or door knock. Enjoy the foliage, listen to us on your buds.

Donald Trump mocked minimum wage earners while cosplaying one at a Potemkin McDonald’s, which is weird, as Donald does dislike being seen as one of the little guys. Trump sure isn’t the sort to turn down implants though if he saw an advantage, therefore he might be up for a brain implant, even if it was linked to Elon’s Bluetooth… 

Technocratic government conspirators have wanted to install a utopian one-world government for ages, but all of a sudden that doesn’t sound like a bad thing anymore to the rich tech bros out to bitcoin the economy, uber the workforce, and John Galt their incelness.

Back in the real world, infants are dying at higher rates following abortion bans in the US. A top Florida health department attorney finally quit his job of threatening TV stations with prosecution if they did not stop airing ads that Ron DeSantis didn’t like.

According to a Montana park ranger, and several factual records, Senatorial candidate/dick Tim Sheehy shot himself, then incriminated fellow soldiers to make himself sound better. Not too good of a plan, and it didn’t work.