David Waldman and Greg Dworkin capture the latest insanity in a bottle and pour it directly into your ears.

13 days until election day, although at least 18 million of us would be ok with it being today. Judges, DAs, sheriffs, lawmakers, ballot measures, AGs, & presidents will be decided!

A Nate precisely explains how he screwed up his 2016 polling, and how he screwed up his 2020 polling. Nate’s still busy crunching the numbers on how he screwed up his 2024 polling, so he’d prefer that he be paid in advance at this time, thank you. 

In those polls Kamala Harris clings to her slim lead. All of this is making the Harris team jittery, or maybe it’s the coffee they had lately. Or possibly… maybe… they aren’t worried. Gop polls are rigged to red because Trump needs something to wave over his head after the election.

Many women have waited their entire lives for a chance to vote in this election. Actually, they waited their entire husband’s lives for the chance.

Bulletin: Kamala Harris lifted language that the National District Attorneys’ Association supplied to DA’s to lift and place into their testimonies. But to be fair, Donald Trump has his foibles and faux pas, such as his frequent praising of Hitler, setting up trials and tribunals for political enemies, third-world authoritarian positioning of Aileen Cannon and other suck ups to his cabinet and elsewhere, and of course, pooping in the fryolator after closing.

Tim Pool is taking time off incelling to give not incelling a try.

Tiny towns in Georgia and Oregon gathered up their residents to fight off invisible men from Mars invisible antifa super soldiers to rescue the American way of life.