David Waldman and Greg Dworkin present their post post debate analysis and yes, they will be endorsing Kamala Harris for president! They aren’t the only ones. 

Liz Cheney, and her father — DICK! are favoring Harris, along with former AG and White House Counsel, Alberto Gonzales — DICK! On the other hand, Kamala has support from Taylor Swift and Linda Ronstadt (No word yet on the coveted Rex Smith vote) There’s also a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor. Yep, looks like Kamala might have this popular vote thing locked up.

Meanwhile, Haitians stealing ducks is the new Blacks stealing chickens, a trope that hasn’t really evolved much over the last couple of hundred years, has it? And why should it? Plenty of potential voters yearn for that good old-fashioned anti-American bigoted conspiratorial propaganda. It isn’t that Donald Trump no longer knows how to talk to anyone outside his base… it is that he doesn’t need to. Trump wasn’t joking, he just wants to find those 11,780 votes. Why waste his time and hundreds of millions of dollars trying to influence tens of millions of TikTok zombies, when only a few million bucks of rural doorknockers can move a few thousand nonvoters into an electoral victory? Stephen Miller makes a lot more sense now (relatively speaking), as well as Laura Loomer, who rightfully horrifies Marjorie Taylor Greene as Marge is guaranteed to be the first up against the wall once the new regime commences.

And yet we few remaining TV watchers pray that the fact-checkers and undecided voter panels get the job done... C’mon Swifties!