Today, David Waldman presents the KITM Donald Trump Pre-Sentencing Day Special, which isn’t inaccurate, they’re all pre-sentencing days from here to who knows when.

And it’s been one day since the last failed assassination attempt… Is “assassination attempt” the correct phrase? Is “failed”? After all, no one’s rooting for it to happen, right?

Rich Lowry would also like to clarify that he did not say the “n-word” on TV the other night, he just said some of the “n-word”.

The Gop would like to redefine “failure”. Unfortunately for them, Mike Johnson is in charge of defining failure for the Gop.

People weren’t sure if cryptocurrency was all a big scam, but that was before Donald Trump became involved.

Meta/Facebook bans Russian state media... Kind of late, though.

Why does Taylor Swift use jets to go everywhere when Elon Musk could just give her… no Elon shouldn’t give Taylor anything.

Iran uses criminal gangs such as the Hell’s Angels to do their dirty work, and they probably use Telegram to place contracts. Of course, they are not the first ones to come up with this idea.