Arrr! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin says heave to, ye lubbers before they keelhaul the lot of you! Oh... We aren’t doing this today? Okay.

Experts agree, one person will be elected soon, and soon, pollsters will be explaining to all exactly how they were actually right… post-election. (Nates… jeez.) Until then, Kamala Harris seems to be ahead, in many places and in many polls. Not by a lot, but how much does she need? They say it’s tight, so doesn’t that also mean that it might be a landslide?

There is good news economically. Gas is cheap. Oil is cheap enough to stockpile. The Fed cut its interest rate, which has got to be good or bad news for Harris, maybe? The Teamsters would have endorsed Kamala, but she has turned out to be more black and female than they had expected.

nyhow, that’s a lot of good news, and who doesn’t like good news? Oh, right, I remember, Donald Trump and JD Vance. JD has done his research and will take the racial hatred in his heart over facts and decency any day of the week. At least Miss Sassy is safe, for now.

Russians like bad news so much that they are manufacturing their own and shipping it into the US daily. Iranian hackers stole Trump info but couldn’t interest Biden in any of it.