It’s Sex Scandal Friday on today’s KITM! David Waldman usually eschews the topic, but instead today will take several for the team… Hey, it’s the weekend!

First up: Self-avowed “perv”, self-avowed “Black Nazi”, aspirational slave owner and executioner, North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson. Mark just might encounter public relations problems due to things that he said and did. In turn, Robinson’s sexual peccadillos and moral hypocrisies could reflect badly upon the lofty character of his advocate, Donald Trump.

Second in line: New York magazine writer Olivia Nuzzi, whose much more fragile reputation might have been shattered after falling for the charms of bear-breathed RFK Jr.

Who’s after Bob? ...Don? How about Don Jr.? Nope, they’re still a little shy. How about Ashley Madison devotee, anti-everything else Chris Rufo? Chris thinks his 8-year-old daughter might have actually been the one who signed up, but who is he to judge?

Then there’s former NYC Covid Czar Jay Varma who recently bragged about his drug/sex parties… at least Varma probably wore a mask.

Bringing up the rear is… EEEEK! Matt Gaetz! Wow, that’ll sober you up real quick... All of the drugs, plus minors of course, are involved. The only more horrific attendee at an orgy could possibly be Stephen Miller.

How will conservatives deal with all this? That’s easy. They won’t.