You know what’s wrong with this world? Not enough shows with David Waldman and Greg Dworkin. This is their first KITM this month!

Hey look everybody, they’re having an election!  Watch where you’re stepping, savvy reporters, it’s once again time to walk amongst the hoi polloi. 

Now that we’re all paying attention, how about them polls? Kamala Harris is ahead! Wait, she’s behind! It’s so confusing! Oh no, don’t make us ask a Nate! Well, Harris is on the top end of most polls, which is a good place to be, no matter how you look at it.

Women are finally dropping Trump, as abortion rights finally becomes the last straw. Fun misogynist Donald Trump and his weird ward JD Vance hate talking about yucky women stuff, but that is just the topic Democrats want to discuss. The corporate press still wants to talk about Donald Trump. Kamala does not, and that’s driving the press and the Gops out of their minds. 

Harris is outspending Trump in swing states, but if Donald ever thinks of anything that might work in an ad, he’ll be ready.

RFK Jr. finds that it’s hard to run for vice president when he’s still running for president.

One of the great things about the advent of the internet is that porn shop clerks no longer have to talk to lunatics like Mark Robinson every single day. The Girl Scouts still have to watch Mark’s greasy hands around their cookies, however.

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are amazingly not in prison. But if you ask their coworkers or their employers, they’ve never heard of them.