Today, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin address the fundamental question consuming the attention of every true American this morning: Why doesn’t KITM make a LOT more money?

For the price of only 20,408 cups of coffee per episode, certain commentators and influencers at Tenet Media have had their days brightened, thanks to you… Well, not “you”, but “Vladimir Putin”. Of course, we KITM staff have way too much integrity and imposter syndrome to consider something like that, or any of my other suggestions... alas.

So, let’s pull up our lederhosen, wade through the schadenfreude, and look up some backpfeifengesicht out there, such as Tim Pool, Joshua Treviño, Ben Domenech, and Seth Mandel, but mostly Pat Toomey. Of course, one person’s “punchable face” is another’s “willing stooge”. With the Gop it is usually both. State Republicans have renominated 14 of their 84 fake electors and are finding ways to pay off the rest.

Meanwhile, Liz Cheney has endorsed Kamala Harris for president.

Burgermeister of backpfeifengesicht, Donald Trump is the world’s most willing stooge, and ready to sell anything, especially himself, anywhere at any time. Unfortunately for Donald, his weaving ain’t so tight anymore, and even MAGA is beginning to notice.

If you know what accelerationists are, you can understand why they Telegram.

By the way, today the nation is Under the Cloud of a Mass Shooting™.