It's episode 3 of Michelle Young's season of the Bachelorette - 49% of the men dogfight for Michelle's attention in the Danger Zone, 49% of the men write and perform poetry, ostensibly, and 1%, the glorious sweet-faced Rodney, gets a one-on-one date with Michelle that requires him to streak nudely through the hotel lobby while Michelle shouts at him through a megaphone.  Just another Tuesday night, really.