Kill James Bond!

Kill James Bond! episodes:

• 04.18.2024

  S3E17.5: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion [PREVIEW]

  Okay okay okay, how about a fun one. I know the Card Counter and To The Bone were heavy, and you've all been so good. With the state of the world as it is, maybe we just need to watch...

  
• 04.11.2024

  S3E17: Charlie's Angels (2019)

  Three Nights, Three Shows. This, dear friends, is the third night of the "Kill James Bond Presents: A Masterpiece of Feminist Cinema" series of shows, and we ended it the only way we know how: Dressed up reeeeeal sexy then...

  
• 04.04.2024

  S3E16.5 The Card Counter [Preview]

  Massive content warnings here for discussion of torture, the iraq war, racism, sexual assault.This week, November and Devon jointly chose for us all to talk about a little movie about Poker and Forgiveness. And the Iraq war. And torture. ------ FREE PALESTINE Hey,...

  
• 03.28.2024

  S3E16: Charlie's Angels Full Throttle [Live]

  They made a second one. I don't know how to tell you this, but they did a second Charlie's Angels in 2003. How will this series about fun and cool women spies who are friends and love each other deal...

  
• 03.21.2024

  S3E15.5: To The Bone [PREVIEW]

  If we're having fun on one feed, it frees us up to get REAL on the other one. So Let's talk about Marti Noxon's 2017 movie To The Bone, a film about a young woman struggling with anorexia nervosa.Content warning:...

  
• 03.15.2024

  S3E15: Charlie's Angels (2000) [Live]

  We've talked a lot about Men, in our time. But what if there were a fairer sex? What if the year was 2000, the cold war was won, history was over, 9/11 was never going to happen, and it was...

  
• 03.08.2024

  S3E14.5: Rules of Engagement [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ 2:12 AM: going back for more US Military courtroom drama A decorated Vietnam war veteran orders his squad to fire on an unarmed crowd of protestors outside...

  
• 02.29.2024

  S3E14: Modesty Blaise

  It's time for another Eurospy spoof.This movie, based on the 'Modesty Blaise' comics by Peter O'Donnell, was written and directed by Joseph Losey to be 'A pop-art inspired spoof, with over-the-top set design, """Avante-garde editing""", and deliberate continuity problems'. It...

  
• 02.24.2024

  S3E13.5: Spy Kids 4 [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ This week, our Spy Kids Correspondents Tom Walker and Demi Lardner rejoin us to crack into 2011's Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World,...

  
• 02.15.2024

  S3E13: Our Agent Tiger

  I hope this Shark finds you well, ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:...

  
• 02.08.2024

  S3E12.5: Wanted [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ Youve got to bend the bullets, James McAvoy. You're such a loser with your well-paying office job, why don't you embrace the power of your bloodline...

  
• 02.01.2024

  S3E12: That Man in Istanbul

  Alright, thats quite enough vaguely muddling through the depths of Eurospy. Going forward, it's Bangers Only- and kicking that off is That Man in Istanbul, or as it will come to be known, the Ballad of Tony Mercedes. But we simply...

  
• 01.25.2024

  S3E11.5: Vivre sa vie [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ This week, Alice_Analysis returns for another installment of the Cerebral Hour- Jean-Luc Godard's French New Wave masterpiece, Vivre sa vie! A young woman feels her life...

  
• 01.18.2024

  S3E11: Red Dragon (not that one)

  This week, we're joined by Alex Ptak from the podcast Quorators to discuss another German spy movie.    Remember a few episodes ago when we realised that the director was an architect of the french new wave? This is the same except...

  
• 01.11.2024

  S3E10.5: Zardoz [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This...

  
• 01.04.2024

  S3E10: OSS 117: Mission for a Killer

  OSS 117, your enemy on this mission is an amazonian indigenous tribe. Your ally? Why, the humble Billionaire Cattle Rancher... ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind...

  
• 12.28.2023

  S3E9.5: Goldfinger with No Notes

  It's Goldfinger! The movie is Goldfinger, the protagonist is Goldfinger, I think there's a british spy in there somewhere but I wasn't paying that much attention.   ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of...

  
• 12.21.2023

  S3E9: Die Hard 2

  Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023! John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking nuisance of himself. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend...

  
• 12.14.2023

  S3E8.5: Master and Commander [UNLOCKED]

  That's right, to celebrate 5 million downloads we gave you (That's right, you) the opportunity to pick the next bonus episode! Then, in a tournament that came somehow to be known as the '16 james double bondation', you selected 'Master...

  
• 12.07.2023

  S3E8: Agent 3S3: Passport to Hell

  This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than Josh Boerman from the Worst of all Possible Worlds podcast! ------ FREE PALESTINE Well, we're...

  
• 11.30.2023

  S3E7.5: The Edge [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Thats's right, the strike's over. While we're not giving up on Eurospy just yet, this means we're no longer limited on bonus episodes. So what better...

  
• 11.23.2023

  S3E7: Shots in 3/4 Time

  This one is inexplicably a spy movie funded partially by the City of Vienna for tourism purposes. I say 'inexplicably' because Vienna looks like an absolute heap of shit for the entire movie and I can't imagine this made anyone...

  
• 11.16.2023

  S3E6.5: The Conformist [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship. ------ URGENT...

  
• 11.09.2023

  S3E6: Secret Agent Fireball

  The Strike may be over, but our commitment to Eurospy is ironclad. This week, there's another dead Soviet defector, so there must be another microfilm with something important on it floating around europe. Fuck it, lets send our best spy to...

  
• 11.02.2023

  S3E5.5: Audition [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year...

  
• 10.26.2023

  S3E5: The Great Spy Chase

  When an eccentric European aristocrat dies, his wife stands to inherit his collection of weapons patents. All the great powers of the world send their finest James Bond to attempt to claim them. How could this be anything other than...

  
• 10.19.2023

  S3E4.5: Police Story 2 [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ We told Devon to pick any movie in the world to watch, with the only requirement that it not be American. After only two real-time weeks...

  
• 10.12.2023

  S3E4:The Tiger Likes Fresh Blood

  Look, I know what you're thinking, this is just another bad eurospy movie- but this movie was made by Claude Chabrol, one of the directors of the French New Wave, during his middle period. He may have made this movie...

  
• 10.05.2023

  S3E3.5: Hunt for the Wilderpeople [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ This week, further to our Solidarity Position of resolutely pretending America has never made a film, we're checking out a New Zealand production! Will our hearts...

  
• 09.28.2023

  S3E3: OSS 117: Panic in Bangkok

  This week, as if to karmically reward us for weathering Fx-18, the universe rewards us with a perfect Moore-era bond film- except it's french and released in 1964! Join OSS 117 as he travels to Thailand to investigate missing vaccines,...

  
• 09.21.2023

  S3E2.5: The Consequences of Love [PREVIEW]

  This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Since our main episodes are so rigidly structured this season, our only condition for bonus episodes is that the films aren't struck. Alice has grabbed the...

  
• 09.14.2023

  S2E2: Agent Secret FX-18

  Alright look, I never said these movies would all be good. I just said it would be interesting. This one... this one wasn't either. In this heap of hot trash, secret agent Francis Copland is assigned to infiltrate some kind of...

  
• 09.07.2023

  S3E1.5: KJB Q&A 9 [PREVIEW]

  We're back again and answering YOUR questions!This week: Is it possible for a Spy movie to score a perfect Zero on SCUM? What little things can you do to help you feel like you're making progress in your transition? I'm...

  
• 08.31.2023

  S3E1: OSS 117 se déchaîne (1963)

  Let me set the scene: It's 1963, the movie 'From Russia With Love' has just released and pre-production on 'Goldfinger' is already taking place. The People are clamoring for international nonces of mystery, and the great film-mills of Europe are...

  
• 08.23.2023

  S2E30.5: Demolition Man [PREVIEW]

  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Its the final episode of Season 2, and we decided to watch one more Stallone movie just to say goodbye to the big fella himself- And what better than Demolition Man? We...

  
• 08.17.2023

  S2E30: Rambo Last Blood

  "Before you embark on a rampage of revenge, you must first dig fifty to sixty tunnels" - Alice Caldwell-Kelly It's Rambo again, but this time they turn their profoundly racist attention to the nation of Mexico. Content warning for discussion of...

  
• 08.10.2023

  S2E29.5: Sepico [PREVIEW]

  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ As a companion piece to Cop Land, we're looking at the true story of what happened to NYC corruption whistleblower Frank Serpico. In this Biopic he's played by a young Al Pacino and...

  
• 08.02.2023

  S2E29: Rambo

  It's the fourth Rambo film. Sylvester Stallone reckons this is 'the best film he's ever made' because it's 'the most truthful'.   We reckon it's the worst movie we've ever seen. ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E28.75: Perfect Blue [PREVIEW]

  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Rounding out our trilogy of two-host episodes, Devon and Abi are here to discuss Satoshi Kon's Perfect Blue! A member of an Idol group leaves to pursue a more serious career, but it...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E28.25: Cop Land [PREVIEW]

  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's a Double Dragon this week as Abi is getting, and I'm quoting directly here, 'Dome the likes of which you cannot imagine'. So instead of trying to imagine this, we watched the...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E28: Rambo 3

  It's Rambo 3, it's the third Rambo. Did you know that the 'dedicated to the brave mujahedeen fighters of Afghanistan' thing is just an urban legend? It's the full four-man cohort of KJB today, as our editor and producer Nate Bethea...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E27.5: Death Becomes Her [PREVIEW]

  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ The gang goes feral watching Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Isabella Rossellini.  ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help,...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E27: Rambo: First Blood Part 2

  Alright fine, it's time to admit it. We hate America. We're absolutely sick to death of Yanks. And all it took to finally tip us over the edge was watching the movie Rambo: First Blood Part II ------ Consider supporting us on...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E26.5: House of Gucci [PREVIEW]

  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ I still can't believe the founder of Gucci was a guy called Guccio Gucci. Thats cunt ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E26: Rambo: First Blood

  Kill... John.... Brambo... ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E25: Austin Powers: Goldmember [Live]

  It's the big finale of the KJB Three Nights Of Power. The stakes have never been higher, we have never been more insane. They made a third Austin Powers movie. Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 15th of April...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E24.5: The Power of The Dog [PREVIEW]

  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's cowboy time again babey. It's time to get a little more serious as we watch a revisionist western criticised by real life cowboy Sam Elliott for being "too gay".  ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E24: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me [Live]

  There was a hint of a good movie in the first one. There were some solid jokes that landed reasonably well. Not so to the sequel,  Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 14th of April 2023, It's.... Austin Powers! ------ Consider...

  
• 07.27.2023

  S2E23.5: Tombstone [PREVIEW]

  Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's cowboy time babey. It's time for the true-ish story of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and the gunfight at the OK Corral! Featuring a whole bevy of guys we love to see, guys...

  
• 07.20.2023

  S2E28.5: Cruella

  It's another 2-host episode this week as Devon is away on holiday in Chicago. They've asked me to stress that this is normal holiday leave, not Dome Leave. And so, it's time to settle in with your favourite Girls as...