Four close man friends gather around to create words.

This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links below.

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Hosts:

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/HuggbeesTLN

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

Chapters:

00:34: Passive Aggressive Shade

04:24: Neil Blompkamp

05:53: Ice Poseidon

11:13: ZipRecruiter

13:02: Charlie's Penis Exam

16:51: Augmentations

26:29: Names

32:08: Words

34:03: Muscles

35:57: Back To Names

36:36: Old School Wishes

45:27: Do We Like Old People?

52:25: Socrates & Others

59:14: Kaya's Grocery Store Visit

1:03:41: Surgery Test Dummies

1:06:09: Marriage

1:10:40: Things We Like

1:18:05: Some Shoutouts

1:22:19: Ending

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The Official Podcast is where four international man friends congregate to discuss just about everything. Featuring dumb questions, YouTube celebrities, childish giggling, burger puns, more dumb questions, fatherly advice, bad dating stories, even more dumb questions, and a slew of guest stars, The Official Podcast is a weekly show with a little something for everyone. Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, and Kaya gather to talk about only the most important things in life every Thursday.

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Five close man friends gather around to talk about de-ageing ourselves. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 385: Recorded 15/04/24 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan Oompaville: https://twitter.com/oompaville --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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385: Reversing our Ages w/ Oompaville | The Official Podcast

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about eclipses. This is the Official Podcast. 
Every Thursday morning. Links Below. 

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Episode 384: Recorded 10/04/24 

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Timestamps: 
00:00 Intro 
00:48 The Eclipse Changed Our Lives 
12:03 Jackson Learns Why the Sun Hurts Your Eyes 
18:05 Turning the Moon Into a Billboard 
22:08 Roland Emmerich’s New Show & Other Hollywood Rot 
28:47 ExpressVPN Ad 
31:35 Weekly AI Update (It’s Getting Crazy) 
42:56 Weird Mobile Game Ads 
49:57 BAFTA’s Top Video Game Characters of All Time 
1:10:29 Wrap 
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Hosts: 
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Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan 
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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii 
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ 
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384: The Eclipse | The Official Podcast

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about crying into your beard.
This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below.

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Episode 383: Recorded 01/04/24

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:36 Matt Tied the Knot!
06:31 Would You Rather Be a Lord or a Prince?
10:25 Getting Clucky
12:49 Kaya and Jackson’s Favourite Subreddits
21:47 Mint Mobile Ad
24:20 r/CuckoldPsycology
29:43 Learning That You’re Not Into Being Cucked (The Hard Way)
39:26 Becoming the Bull
48:33 The Cocoa Crisis
55:38 Chocolate, Candy, and Dessert
1:07:00 Healthy Food Is Tasty Too
1:13:11 Wrap

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Hosts:
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Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
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383: Tears in Beards | The Official Podcast

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about pooping in casinos. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. 

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Episode 382: Recorded 25/03/24 

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Timestamps: 
00:00 Intro 
00:32 Charlie Never Existed 
02:58 Drugs & Gambling (Are Bad Things) 
23:25 New Gambling Game Ideas 
25:03 New Social Media Movie Trope 
37:36 Fitbod Ad 
39:39 ExpressVPN Ad 
42:22 DoorDashing Daily 
1:01:11 Boogie2988 Vs. Jackson Clarke 
1:09:19 Payday 3 is a Laughing Stock Right Now 
1:12:03 The Overwatch 2 Sucks Corner (With Andrew) 
1:15:37 The Fortnite Formula is Overdone 
1:18:45 Obedient Consumers 
1:25:53 Providing Professional Relationship Advice
1:30:38 Wrap

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Hosts: 
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Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv 
Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan 

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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii 
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT 
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/
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382: Defecating at Casinos | The Official Podcast

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Five close man friends gather around to talk about pooping on stage.
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Episode 381: Recorded 18/03/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro
00:56 Allergies
10:20 Sharting on Stage
19:10 Nut Stories
23:54 Awkward Sex Stories
33:03 Helix Sleep Ad
35:07 MeUndies Ad
37:06 Having Pride in Your Penis
40:14 Co-Op Campaign Games Are Great
42:32 Steam Deck Game Recommendations
53:26 WOW Battle Royale
58:33 What Makes a Game Great?
1:04:15 Learning Life Lessons From Gaming
1:10:27 Liking Gaming and Anime as a Kid
1:13:13 Remembering School Days
1:15:28 The Education System
1:20:39 Important Tips From Bbno$
1:25:49 Exciting Announcement
1:26:18 Wrap

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Hosts: 

Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc 
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Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal 
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan BBNO$: https://twitter.com/bbnomula

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SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast 
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/

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