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LIFE IS A CONSPIRACY  | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 33

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Sexologist TEACHES Chris and Mike Where Everything Goes | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon \ Ep 166

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out

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00:00 INTRO
10:41 Mike’s Taping
13:41 Big Booty Diver
20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps
26:02 Gays Ventura
31:57 Da New York Knicks
34:09 The Eclipse Broh
42:38 Benson Boone
48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap
50:10 Voicemail
56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?
1:03:54 Mean Comments

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Will Chris Survive Dubai?? | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 165

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Podcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164

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Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!

00:00 INTRO
03:39 Low T
09:35 Mike’s Birthday!
19:32 Da Knicks
25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse
32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood
39:10 Kate Middleton :(
43:55 P-Diddler
47:10 Chris the Junkie
49:20 J-Lo is Fake
59:48 Gen Z Be Like
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It's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163

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Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!

00:30 - Intro
07:12 - Chicken Parm
11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids
19:27 - Creatine
23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz
26:57 - Relationships Yo
31:00 - Live Reads
36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise
39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!
45:17 - DRAKE BELL
56:05 - Live Read 2
1:00:00 - Chris is Dying
1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan
1:07:49 - HIV Baby
1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal
1:17:52 - MEAN Comments

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