Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

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Universal's King Kong Scam ...

06.04.2021

It's the last ep of the season before we take our summer break, and boy is it fun! Our longtime friend and first time guest Justin Michael stopped by the Lizard Lair to explain all about the sneaky things Universal ...

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories episodes:

06.04.2021 Universal's King Kong Scam with Justin Michael It's the last ep of the season before we take our summer break, and boy is it fun! Our longtime friend and first time guest Justin Michael stopped by the Lizard Lair to explain all about the sneaky things Universal ...
05.28.2021 Jane Austen Invented Game Theory with Mia Schauffler and Allie Jennings When you hear game theory you probably imagine a buncha dudes sitting around a big table during the Cold War. But Game Theory has been around for a long time, and just might have been first discovered by everyone's favorite ...
05.21.2021 The Electric Universe Theory with Ben Dietzel Are you ready to get EXCITED about SCIENCE? Our dear friend Ben Dietzel is back on the podcast, and this time he's finally figured out what's going on with the whole universe. Ben breaks down the Electric Universe theory, aka ...
05.14.2021 Lesbians Were Invented By The CIA with Anna Salinas Lesbians! You know em, you love em, you are em. But what if lesbians were actually an invention of the CIA? What if the very existence of lesbians is a scam dating back hundreds of years to distract women and ...
05.07.2021 The Zoo Hypothesis with Mel Cowan What if aliens exist and they just think we're kind of boring? This is the provocative question bravely asked by our guest this week, returning fave Mel Cowan. Mel's ready to dive in to the Zoo "Fact", the idea that ...
05.03.2021 Trader Joe's Parking Lots with Jessica McClintock If you've ever shopped at a Trader Joe's, you know the deep and sense of doom that leak out of those palaces of peanut butter pretzels. But why are they so weirdly built, and why are the parking lots such ...
04.23.2021 Governments Keep Infrastructure Crappy On Purpose with Ashlyn & Grant Governments! Are they just incompetent? Or are they geniuses who are intentionally imprisoning us in a jail made of asphalt?Friends of the show Ashlyn Anstee and Grant Pardee are back and teaming up to talk about how governments keep infrastructure ...
04.16.2021 Monster Energy Is Satanic with Nina Concepcion You know that feeling you get when you pound an energy drink and then put on your JNCOs and punch a wall? Could that feeling possibly be from Satan? Nina Concepcion is back on the show this week, and she's ...
04.09.2021 Jesus Didn't Die with Sydney O'Toole Jesus Christ. You know him, you love him. But have you heard the theory that Jesus didn't actually die on Good Friday? That he in fact just kind of passed out as a result of sleepy drugs just like Romeo ...
04.02.2021 Shrimp Guy with Kim Truong and Michelle Viray Stop the presses! We're finally doing a topical episode. This week the hilarious co-hosts of Crush Fictionally, Michelle and Kim, stopped by to talk about the Shrimp Guy Saga and the possibility that the whole thing was a damn scam. ...
03.26.2021 The Nevada Election Scam with Zevon Odelberg Remember when Nevada spent like 18 months counting the votes back in 2020? And remember how they refused to hurry up? And remember how people like to gamble in Nevada? Well this week's guest thinks these terrible memories just might ...
03.19.2021 Storks Bring Babies with Rian Kountzhouse America's sweetheart of podcasting, Rian Kountzhouse is back in the Lizard Lair, and this week he brings us a theory that is incredibly personal. Rian thinks that his adorable toddler Tate was delivered by stork. Yes, literally by a stork. ...
03.12.2021 The Blue Avians with Hollow Public Radio They're baack! The lovable lads from Hollow Public Radio came back by the Lizard Lair, and this time we're talking bird people. That's right - Grant, Alexis, and Michael have a theory involving the Blue Avians, a race of superintelligent ...
03.05.2021 The 5G Scam with Marian Yesufu What's up with 5G? Is it a harmless tech upgrade? Is it a devious plot by the global elites to scramble our brains and give us cancer? Or is it... a third thing? This week podcaster and founder of the ...
02.26.2021 The Mount Rushmore Bunker with John Potter Ahh, Mount Rushmore. A monument to a bunch of slave owners hacked into a sacred mountain that basically no one wanted. But what if there's more to the big busts? What if there's a secret bunker hidden beneath the mountain ...
02.19.2021 Repost! Live with Area 51: Nazis were Aliens Hello cutie pies! We've got a cute lil re-post of our LIVE show! Area 51 (Sarah Claspell, Dickie Copeland, and Jessica Jean Jardine) joined us on stage to PROVE that Nazis were aliens. We miss live comedy and events and ...
02.12.2021 The Secret Service Killed JFK with Mike O'dea What's the biggest whoopsie you've ever done? Crashing your mom's car? Dropping a vase? How bout accidentally shooting the sitting president of the United States? Prepare to feel way better about your own mistakes as we cover this week's theory ...
02.05.2021 The Rugrats Theory with Allyn Pintal You might be thinking 'gee, what's a cute little theory about a kids tv show doing on this feed? Isn't this gonna be too innocent and sweet for Lizard People'. Well think again IDIOT. Comedy cutie Allyn Pintal came by ...
01.29.2021 Bruce and Brandon Lee Were Murdered with Adam Peacock Two handsome martial arts movie actors. Two breakthrough movies. Two mysterious deaths. AND they were father and son? This week we're joined by podcast host extraordinaire Adam Peackock, and he's talking all things Lee. See, Adam's seen The Crow more ...
01.22.2021 Bin Laden Was Already Dead with Nick Turner Comedian and podcast host Nick Turner joins us for a controversial political theory! Nick thinks notorious terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden was not actually killed in the 2011 raid on a compound in Abbottabad. No, Bin Laden actually died of ...
01.15.2021 The CIA Invented Hippies with Dan Lippert Comedy sweetheart Dan Lippert dropped by to discuss the Laurel Canyon Scene of the late 60's and early 70's, and how it relates to the anti-war movement in America. See, Dan's got a nasty suspicion that the CIA stuck their ...
01.08.2021 Tom Brady Is A Cyborg with Allison Fields Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!! The unbelievably funny Allison Fields visited the Lizard Lair to discuss her theory about star quarterback and weird diet enjoyer Tom Brady, and boy is it a doozy. Allison thinks that Tommy Boy has ...
12.18.2020 Saddam Hussein Had A Stargate with Hannah Garces We all remember 2003, when a coalition of nation invaded Iraq, spearheaded by accomplished painter and war criminal George W Bush. What are they looking for? Oil? Or could it be that Iraq has long jealously guarded the greatest secret ...
12.11.2020 Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer Part 2 - WELL ACTUALLY with Michael Dean He's back, and he's finished the Fincher movie! recall when Michael Dean first appeared on Lizard People to argue that Ted Cruz killed 5 young people in California and then wrote a bunch of cryptic letters to the cops. Remember ...
11.20.2020 George Soros Pays Protestors with Jake Regal We're finally doing it! After many long years of this one going around on the internet and in your weird racist uncles email chains, we're finally covering the theory that George Soros pays people to go out and protest. And ...
11.13.2020 Prehistoric Giants Existed In North America with Chris Vola Chris Vola, creator of I Is For Illuminati: An A-Z Guide To Our Paranoid Times stopped by the Lizard Lair to walk us through one of the theories from his book. Chris has a lot of evidence to support the ...
11.06.2020 The Government Controls The Weather with Tess Lynch This ep we're joined by the truly delightful podcaster Tess Lynch to learn about one thing the US government may be playing their 5D chess with - the weather! This grand unified theory ties together chem trails, hurricanes, polymers, big ...
10.30.2020 Halloween Is Satanic with Alison Stevenson Alison Stevenson is back to tackle another Halloween conspiracy! This time, we get deep into the nitty gritty nasty truth - that Halloween is just an elaborate plot of Satan's to feed off the fear of children. Yes, Satan is ...
10.23.2020 90 Day Fiance Is Anti-Immigration Propaganda with Erika Curry Truly we are living in the golden age of reality tv. But there's one show that stands out from the pack for the sheer weirdness of its participants, and its built in ticking clock drama. That's right baby, this week ...
10.16.2020 Garfield Is A Soviet Plot with Joey Clift Hate mondays? Love lasagna? Created by the Russia? If these questions don't scream Garfield to you yet, they will soon. Joey Clift joins to unravel a complex and shocking conspiracy theory that will change the way you see the beloved ...
10.09.2020 Hamilton Was Paid For By The CIA with Jacquis Neal This week our guest is the truly hilarious Jacquis Neal, and he's bringing a theory to the table that will shock you to your core. How does a musical about a bastard/orphan/ son of a whore and a Scotsman that ...
10.02.2020 Van Gogh Was Murdered with Gabe Danon Have you heard the one about how famous and beloved painter Vincent Van Gogh (from Starry Night and the Doctor Who ep) might have actually been murdered? Podcast producer extraordinaire Gabe Danon has a theory that Vin didn't kill himself ...
09.25.2020 Celebrity CIA Assets with Drew Spears Celebs, they're just like us! Sometimes they're approached by a CIA handler who convinces them to carry out covert missions in areas of the world that diplomats can't access! Or so Drew Spears, comedian and podcast host, would have you ...
09.18.2020 The Lead-Crime Hypothesis with Winston Carter And we're back! Ok so what if there were an explanation for why some people commit crimes. And what if the solution also explained why the US crime rates peaked in the 90's and has been falling ever since? And ...
07.24.2020 We're Taking A Summer Break! Hey buddies! We're taking a little summer break, and we should be back some time in September. Meanwhile here are some recommendations on other podcasts to tide you over. HAGS!
07.18.2020 Tommy Wiseau is an Alien with Babs Gray Quick! Go watch The Room and then get back to us. Ok now doesn't it seem like that movie was probably made by an alien with no ideas of how human beings actually behave? The hilarious podcast host and stand-up ...
07.10.2020 Jay-Z is Nicki Minaj with Angela Gulner Have you ever slowed a Nicki Minaj song way down and listened to the vocals? No? That's ok, why would you. But someone did, and that gave birth to a conspiracy theory so strange, so confusing, so thrilling, that we ...
07.03.2020 The Casting Mask with Todd McClintock There's a lot of coronavirus conspiracies floating around, but this has to be the most specific. Confirmed fan fave Todd McClintock is back and he's got a theory about why we're all taking selfies in our masks. Todd thinks that ...
06.26.2020 Disney's Fascist Stormtrooper Plot with Dahlya Glick Isn't it weird how Star Wars bad guys have become so popular? How little kids dress up as Nazi allegories for Halloween? Well if you're like our funny and thoughtful guest Dahlya Glick, you think there's something more nefarious going ...
06.19.2020 Project Blue Beam with Betsy Sodaro What do NASA, the UN, holograms, the Antichrist, Rapture, and a Canadian have in common? They're all part of one of the most delightfully bonkers conspiracy theories ever made. This week we're talking about Project Blue Beam with the delightful ...
06.03.2020 No New Ep This Week This week has been real emotional for a lot of people, and it didn't seem like the right time to put out a regular silly episode. So we're not! This episode is just a little mini hello from Katelyn, and ...
05.29.2020 The Donner Party Wasn't That Hungry with Lauren Passell Have you heard about the Donner Party? The intrepid pioneers who took a terrible shortcut in the 1860's and ended up snowed under in the Sierra Nevadas and then they ate each other? Well FORGET what you know, because it's ...
05.22.2020 Astrology is Real with Cam and KarenLee Poter Prepare yourself and gird your loins, this is probably the most fun mother-son conspiracy theory episode ever made. KarenLee and Cam from the show Sex Talk With My Mom stopped by the Lizard Lair (virtually) to explain how astrology is ...
05.15.2020 The CIA Created The Crack Epidemic with Cody Ziglar We're finally covering one of the core American conspiracy theories, and oh boy is it complicated! Some folks think that back in the 80's and 90's, the CIA took a quick pause from overthrowing democratically elected governments all over the ...
05.08.2020 Robert Downey Jr Is A Gossip Column Hero with Eliza Skinner Hollywood's full of gross creeps, but it's also full of principled people trying to stop the creeps. And according to unbelievably funny comedian and writer Eliza Skinner, one of those heroes just might be Robert Downey Junior. Eliza thinks RDJ ...
04.24.2020 New York Is An Actor with Jesse and Julian Jesse and Julian are back! And they are outraged! The guys thing that reality tv star Tiffany Pollard (aka New York, aka the girl who loved to throw hands on Flavor of Love) is a phony. And what's more, they ...
04.17.2020 Mini-Episode: True Government Conspiracies Oops! Katelyn forgot to book a guest, so here's a mini ep! This week Katelyn talks about actual government conspiracies that have been labeled 'conspiracy theories' but turned out to be 100% real. Such as! The FBI surveilling US citizens ...
04.10.2020 Shakespeare Wrote The Bible with Tom Neenan Multi-hypenate super talented British friend of the show Tom Neenan is back, with a literary conspiracy theory that'll knock your socks off. Easter is nigh, and so is Passover, and some of you may be flipping through the old King ...
04.03.2020 Coronavirus Conspiracies It's a family-only episode this week, as Katelyn and Alexis talk Covid conspiracies! There's a whole lot of dumb stuff going around on the internet about how the disease got made, what cures it, and who's behind it. And it's ...
03.14.2020 Melania is KGB with Jon Gabrus Podcast sweetheart Jon Gabrus stopped by the Lizard Lair this week to drop a little truth on y'alls asses! Specifically some truth about Melania Trump, former model and current first lady of these great states. Gabrus thinks Melania just might ...

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