Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

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Bin Laden Was Already Dead ...

01.22.2021

Comedian and podcast host Nick Turner joins us for a controversial political theory! Nick thinks notorious terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden was not actually killed in the 2011 raid on a compound in Abbottabad. No, Bin Laden actually died of ...

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01.22.2021 Bin Laden Was Already Dead with Nick Turner Comedian and podcast host Nick Turner joins us for a controversial political theory! Nick thinks notorious terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden was not actually killed in the 2011 raid on a compound in Abbottabad. No, Bin Laden actually died of ...
01.15.2021 The CIA Invented Hippies with Dan Lippert Comedy sweetheart Dan Lippert dropped by to discuss the Laurel Canyon Scene of the late 60's and early 70's, and how it relates to the anti-war movement in America. See, Dan's got a nasty suspicion that the CIA stuck their ...
01.08.2021 Tom Brady Is A Cyborg with Allison Fields Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!! The unbelievably funny Allison Fields visited the Lizard Lair to discuss her theory about star quarterback and weird diet enjoyer Tom Brady, and boy is it a doozy. Allison thinks that Tommy Boy has ...
12.18.2020 Saddam Hussein Had A Stargate with Hannah Garces We all remember 2003, when a coalition of nation invaded Iraq, spearheaded by accomplished painter and war criminal George W Bush. What are they looking for? Oil? Or could it be that Iraq has long jealously guarded the greatest secret ...
12.11.2020 Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer Part 2 - WELL ACTUALLY with Michael Dean He's back, and he's finished the Fincher movie! recall when Michael Dean first appeared on Lizard People to argue that Ted Cruz killed 5 young people in California and then wrote a bunch of cryptic letters to the cops. Remember ...
11.20.2020 George Soros Pays Protestors with Jake Regal We're finally doing it! After many long years of this one going around on the internet and in your weird racist uncles email chains, we're finally covering the theory that George Soros pays people to go out and protest. And ...
11.13.2020 Prehistoric Giants Existed In North America with Chris Vola Chris Vola, creator of I Is For Illuminati: An A-Z Guide To Our Paranoid Times stopped by the Lizard Lair to walk us through one of the theories from his book. Chris has a lot of evidence to support the ...
11.06.2020 The Government Controls The Weather with Tess Lynch This ep we're joined by the truly delightful podcaster Tess Lynch to learn about one thing the US government may be playing their 5D chess with - the weather! This grand unified theory ties together chem trails, hurricanes, polymers, big ...
10.30.2020 Halloween Is Satanic with Alison Stevenson Alison Stevenson is back to tackle another Halloween conspiracy! This time, we get deep into the nitty gritty nasty truth - that Halloween is just an elaborate plot of Satan's to feed off the fear of children. Yes, Satan is ...
10.23.2020 90 Day Fiance Is Anti-Immigration Propaganda with Erika Curry Truly we are living in the golden age of reality tv. But there's one show that stands out from the pack for the sheer weirdness of its participants, and its built in ticking clock drama. That's right baby, this week ...
10.16.2020 Garfield Is A Soviet Plot with Joey Clift Hate mondays? Love lasagna? Created by the Russia? If these questions don't scream Garfield to you yet, they will soon. Joey Clift joins to unravel a complex and shocking conspiracy theory that will change the way you see the beloved ...
10.09.2020 Hamilton Was Paid For By The CIA with Jacquis Neal This week our guest is the truly hilarious Jacquis Neal, and he's bringing a theory to the table that will shock you to your core. How does a musical about a bastard/orphan/ son of a whore and a Scotsman that ...
10.02.2020 Van Gogh Was Murdered with Gabe Danon Have you heard the one about how famous and beloved painter Vincent Van Gogh (from Starry Night and the Doctor Who ep) might have actually been murdered? Podcast producer extraordinaire Gabe Danon has a theory that Vin didn't kill himself ...
09.25.2020 Celebrity CIA Assets with Drew Spears Celebs, they're just like us! Sometimes they're approached by a CIA handler who convinces them to carry out covert missions in areas of the world that diplomats can't access! Or so Drew Spears, comedian and podcast host, would have you ...
09.18.2020 The Lead-Crime Hypothesis with Winston Carter And we're back! Ok so what if there were an explanation for why some people commit crimes. And what if the solution also explained why the US crime rates peaked in the 90's and has been falling ever since? And ...
07.24.2020 We're Taking A Summer Break! Hey buddies! We're taking a little summer break, and we should be back some time in September. Meanwhile here are some recommendations on other podcasts to tide you over. HAGS!
07.18.2020 Tommy Wiseau is an Alien with Babs Gray Quick! Go watch The Room and then get back to us. Ok now doesn't it seem like that movie was probably made by an alien with no ideas of how human beings actually behave? The hilarious podcast host and stand-up ...
07.10.2020 Jay-Z is Nicki Minaj with Angela Gulner Have you ever slowed a Nicki Minaj song way down and listened to the vocals? No? That's ok, why would you. But someone did, and that gave birth to a conspiracy theory so strange, so confusing, so thrilling, that we ...
07.03.2020 The Casting Mask with Todd McClintock There's a lot of coronavirus conspiracies floating around, but this has to be the most specific. Confirmed fan fave Todd McClintock is back and he's got a theory about why we're all taking selfies in our masks. Todd thinks that ...
06.26.2020 Disney's Fascist Stormtrooper Plot with Dahlya Glick Isn't it weird how Star Wars bad guys have become so popular? How little kids dress up as Nazi allegories for Halloween? Well if you're like our funny and thoughtful guest Dahlya Glick, you think there's something more nefarious going ...
06.19.2020 Project Blue Beam with Betsy Sodaro What do NASA, the UN, holograms, the Antichrist, Rapture, and a Canadian have in common? They're all part of one of the most delightfully bonkers conspiracy theories ever made. This week we're talking about Project Blue Beam with the delightful ...
06.03.2020 No New Ep This Week This week has been real emotional for a lot of people, and it didn't seem like the right time to put out a regular silly episode. So we're not! This episode is just a little mini hello from Katelyn, and ...
05.29.2020 The Donner Party Wasn't That Hungry with Lauren Passell Have you heard about the Donner Party? The intrepid pioneers who took a terrible shortcut in the 1860's and ended up snowed under in the Sierra Nevadas and then they ate each other? Well FORGET what you know, because it's ...
05.22.2020 Astrology is Real with Cam and KarenLee Poter Prepare yourself and gird your loins, this is probably the most fun mother-son conspiracy theory episode ever made. KarenLee and Cam from the show Sex Talk With My Mom stopped by the Lizard Lair (virtually) to explain how astrology is ...
05.15.2020 The CIA Created The Crack Epidemic with Cody Ziglar We're finally covering one of the core American conspiracy theories, and oh boy is it complicated! Some folks think that back in the 80's and 90's, the CIA took a quick pause from overthrowing democratically elected governments all over the ...
05.08.2020 Robert Downey Jr Is A Gossip Column Hero with Eliza Skinner Hollywood's full of gross creeps, but it's also full of principled people trying to stop the creeps. And according to unbelievably funny comedian and writer Eliza Skinner, one of those heroes just might be Robert Downey Junior. Eliza thinks RDJ ...
04.24.2020 New York Is An Actor with Jesse and Julian Jesse and Julian are back! And they are outraged! The guys thing that reality tv star Tiffany Pollard (aka New York, aka the girl who loved to throw hands on Flavor of Love) is a phony. And what's more, they ...
04.17.2020 Mini-Episode: True Government Conspiracies Oops! Katelyn forgot to book a guest, so here's a mini ep! This week Katelyn talks about actual government conspiracies that have been labeled 'conspiracy theories' but turned out to be 100% real. Such as! The FBI surveilling US citizens ...
04.10.2020 Shakespeare Wrote The Bible with Tom Neenan Multi-hypenate super talented British friend of the show Tom Neenan is back, with a literary conspiracy theory that'll knock your socks off. Easter is nigh, and so is Passover, and some of you may be flipping through the old King ...
04.03.2020 Coronavirus Conspiracies It's a family-only episode this week, as Katelyn and Alexis talk Covid conspiracies! There's a whole lot of dumb stuff going around on the internet about how the disease got made, what cures it, and who's behind it. And it's ...
03.14.2020 Melania is KGB with Jon Gabrus Podcast sweetheart Jon Gabrus stopped by the Lizard Lair this week to drop a little truth on y'alls asses! Specifically some truth about Melania Trump, former model and current first lady of these great states. Gabrus thinks Melania just might ...
03.06.2020 Dan Rather and the Kennedy Assasination with Jason Van Glass "You might think you know exactly what happened during the Kennedy assassination. Either because you read about it in 8th grade, or because you've heard the other Lizard People episodes about it. But trust us, Jason Van Glass has a ...
02.28.2020 The Alcatraz Escape with Micah Light The Rock! The Fortress! Titanic Island! Alcatraz has a spooky mystique all its own, and for many years it had a reputation for being an inescapable prison. But then some guys escaped. Or did they?!? Anthropologist Micah Light stopped by ...
02.21.2020 The Government's Honeybee Plot with Kelly and Lindsey Do you like FRUIT? What about VEGETABLES? And how about FOOD IN GENERAL? Well if you're a fan of any of those things you probably owe them all to bees. The humble honeybee is the source of most of our ...
02.14.2020 The LA Streetcar Conspiracy with Jonathan Harris Writer Jonathan Harris is HERE to talk about the biggest scandal to ever hit greater Los Angeles. A group of powerful people decided that they wanted to take over a public commodity for their own greedy purposes, leaving the city ...
02.07.2020 The Sixth Beatle with Zach Olsen There are many contenders for fifth Beatle. But there's another Loveable Lad from Liverpool, a shadowy figure whose contributions to the band are unclear. But who is this mysterious German? And could he be behind the Beatles' greatest hits? And ...
01.31.2020 Andrew WK's Big Lie with Joey and Justin Who - or what - is Andrew WK? Wel there's the easy answer - he's a party rockin' multi-instrumentalist and singer and also inspirational speaker known for his wild antics and bizarrely dirty suits. But is he also... a fraud?? ...
01.24.2020 The Wall with Gilli Nissim What do you think of when you see the words 'The Wall'. Wait shh don't answer, it's obvious you immediately think of the NBC game show 'The Wall' produced by LeBron James and hosted by Chris Hardwick. Oh wait, you ...
01.17.2020 The Haunted House Plot with Todd McClintock Todd's back! Friend of the show and very funny guy Todd McClintock stopped by with another original conspiracy theory, and boy is it a humdinger. See, he thinks there might be something going on behind the scenes at haunted houses ...
01.10.2020 Jimi Hendrix Was Murdered with Ronnie Adrian Happy New Year, Jimi Hendrix was murdered! Some rumors are floating around about the untimely demise of the guitar god/member of the 27 Club. Rumors that his death wasn't due to accidental asphyxiation of barf at all.. Rumors that he ...
12.13.2019 Taylor Swift Is A Satanic Clone with Beth Appel She's the leggy blonde who captured our hearts with her tuneful caterwauling and wacky romantic misadventures. But could Taylor Swift also be a clone of the High Priestess of the Church of Satan bent on creating the Antichrist and bringing ...
12.06.2019 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself with Connie Shin Welp, we're doing it. You might have though Lizard People wasn't this type of show, but it turns out is. We're covering the Epstein thing. Extremely fearless comedian and writer Connie Shin is on this week to teach us all ...
11.29.2019 The Titanic Never Sank with Siena East It was the ship of dreams... til the Titanic got her ass sank by an iceberg. But some out there think the Titanic never sank at all. Some people think it was another ship that was intentionally iceberged to the ...
11.22.2019 Twins Are Magic with Shannon Brown Aaaand twins! This week writer/director Shannon Brown came through to discuss the potentially magical powers possessed by twins. You know, stuff like having their own secret language, extending their mothers lives, murdering people in cold blood, killing themselves with the ...
11.15.2019 The 7th Friend with Alexa and Jess You like Friends? Who doesn't! It's on every 'greatest tv shows' list, it was watched by millions, it was nominated for a jillion Emmys. But our guests this week, comedians Alexa Loftus and Jess Seay-Klatt, think there's something dark lurking ...
11.08.2019 Mothman and Jersey Devil Are Mommy To The Melonheads with Michael Dean Friend of the show Michael Dean is back on his bullshit, and he's here to reveal his own personal conspiracy theory that two famous urban legends are the mommies of another set of urban legends. Those legends of course being ...
11.01.2019 Prince Charles Is A Vampire with Andrew Young Boo! This episode is extra spooky! This week our guest is the soothing-voiced comedian Andrew Young, and he's here to argue that the royal family of England is descended from vampires and Prince Charlie is a blood-sippin ghoulie. Prepare to ...
10.26.2019 Back To The Future Predicted 9/11 with The Bigfoot Boys Hold on to your cryptids because this episode is an absolute roller coaster ride! Mike and Bryce came by the Lizard Lair to discuss the fascinating theory that the film Back To The Future is jam-packed full of clues that ...
10.25.2019 The RealID Plot with Tamra Brown What if we told you that the federal government has a database with your face, address, identifying information, and fingerprints. Would you be like 'meh'? Or would you be like 'yikes'? Our guest this week is Tamra Brown and she's ...
10.11.2019 The Austin Owl Building with Ever Mainard Yee haw little doggies, we're keeping Austin weird this episode with a conspiracy theory that ties together the Illuminati, the Bohemian Grove, the great state of Texas, and a bunch of high-altitude ritual murder. Our guest this week is the ...

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