MAN ON FILM:🍿 ZOOTOPIA 2 MOVIE REVIEW

“Zootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Ask… ‘Wait, Should Animals Be Dating?’ ”

ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noah’s Ark twice.

But listen…

Join me as we spotlight

Some interesting things.

And I came out with questions, not trauma.

This episode covers:

 The new MAN ON FILM grading system (A–F, like school — but funnier)

 Why Zootopia 2 gets a solid C

 How Disney somehow made a buddy-cop world feel like an episode of The Bachelor: Animal Kingdom

 A lamb villain who returns like she’s auditioning for “Thanos: The Musical”

 A fox and a bunny with chemistry so spicy I had to check if this movie was PG-13

 And the moment I realized Disney might just be trolling us in 4K

Don’t get me wrong — Mouse House, if you’re listening, I love you.

I adore you.

I would work for you.

I will even wear the Mickey ears in the office orientation video.

This is all comedy. I promise.

(Put me in Marvel. I’ll behave. Maybe.)

FINAL GRADE:

Zootopia 2 gets a C = Cute, Colorful, and Could’ve Given Me a Little More Plot, Babe.

Three tight, well-manicured SNAPS.

If you disagree?

Great. Come argue with me.

That’s half the fun.

Because here on MAN ON FILM, in the great courtroom of popcorn and opinions…

I’m the Judge of the Ark.

And it’s raining men, baby.

 Zootopia 2

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 Press play. Laugh. Explain to your kids why those animals were flirting.

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