Today we give bad advice to a listener who deserved better from her cheating ex. What's the best course of action when you gave someone so much emotionally and physically, but also monetarily? You can't always get back the affection you gave, but occasionally you can get back the cash they owe you.

As always, our advice is for entertainment purposes only. We are not mental health professionals, but we are two very traumatized people using humor as a coping mechanism.