Minion Death Cult

By Alexander Edward

What's Minion Death Cult about?

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.

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Minion Death Cult episodes:

04.18.2024
#612 Truth is. As you can see. Tupac was gay. (preview)
The Civil War reviews are in! While the newsmedia argues about whether the left or the right liked the movie more, Daily Mail readers are airing their own grievances, namely that the Civil War is unfortunately not real and they...
04.15.2024
#611 It’s Civil War (2024) Time
TODAY: We review Alex Garland’s Civil War (good) and explain why the haters were wrong (bad) We begin the episode with a trailer round-up of all the slop that’s fit to slurp: Bad Boys …4? Joey Pants is in Trouble!...
04.12.2024
#610 Marge Forms A Union w/Talking Simpsons (preview)
TODAY: We discuss the recent Simpsons episode, “Night of the Living Wage,” in which the class warfare is laid on thick and a billionaire gets crushed by a non-union bulldozer operator. The show hits on numerous miserable realities for modern...
04.08.2024
#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?
Strap in folks, it’s a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today’s so-called “Solar Eclipse”: Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they’re writing a nasty...
04.04.2024
#608 Based Baby Factory w/Ani
TODAY: We dive into Gen Z conservative’s attack on birth control and how they’re using the very real side effects of hormonal birth control to push an anti-contraception political project. We look at the young right-wing women spearheading this...
04.01.2024
#607 White Man’s Burden (1995) w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)
“In an alternate universe, successful African-Americans live in gated communities, while impoverished Caucasians populate crime-ridden inner-city ghettos. When African-American mogul Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) wrongly accuses Caucasian Louis Pinnock (John Travolta) of being a Peeping Tom, Pinnock loses his job...
03.25.2024
#606 Watch the Replies…
Today we take a hard look at the worst words in the conservative lexicon: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Is the conservative backlash to milquetoast corporate guidelines key to understanding modern right wing ideology? We discuss DEI as the right’s current...
03.21.2024
#605 Property Ownership is at the core of our ethnicity (preview)
TODAY: Minority landlords are WAKING UP to Communist NY Democrats’ fair housing initiatives, and we applaud their noble fight to kick you out of your home without giving reason. ALSO: The Seattle City Council takes a look at its...
03.18.2024
#604 Lil' Landlord
TODAY: Trader Joe’s widens its attack on organizing workers to include the NLRB itself, arguing in tandem with Amazon and SpaceX that the employee-protection agency is unconstitutional. We discuss how this anti-worker move flies in the face of their ostensibly...
03.14.2024
#603 Who do they think defends the nation? Their music certainly doesn't. (preview)
TODAY: Kate Middleton is dead. Long live Kate Middleton. ALSO: Proud Worker Ben Shapiro explains why the retirement age is “insane” and how everyone should work until they die. We go through his bizarre arguments against social...
03.11.2024
#602 Given the chance I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt
TODAY: We cover Biden’s excruciating State of the Union speech—including his shout-out to a victim “killed by an illegal.” We go through the myriad conservative reactions to the geriatric stateman’s address: “He’s scary!”...
03.10.2024
Death Chat 500 3/9/2024 Zionist Guide to Defending Genocide
In this weeks episode of Death Chat 500 we dive into the world of pro skater Tim Pool. We also watch Elissa Steamers new part as a palate cleanser before exploring the Zionist guide to defending genocide in the comment...
03.07.2024
Last Responders "Love is in the Air" (preview)
Last Responders is back!!! Ani joins me to go over 9-1-1 Season 6 ep. 17 "Love is in the Air' A base jumping proposal gone wrong but not how you would think kiicks...
03.04.2024
#601 Harry Potter ACTUAL Christian Memes
Today we look at the dubious reporting behind the NYT’s Oct 7th sexual assault piece published last December. An investigation by the Intercept reveals a latticework of fabricated, unsubstantiated, and debunked claims of “systemic” sexual assault made by Israeli figures...
02.29.2024
#600 Failed Sons Under the Stairs (preview)
Today we revisit the 1991 Wes Craven horror classic: The People Under The Stairs. Filled with startlingly frank class and race politics, the film follows a young poor black boy threatened with eviction who burglarizes his landlords—only to find them...
02.26.2024
#599 our Great Republican Party will always be with you, in your quest,for the ULTIMATE JOY IN LIFE!
TODAY: Trump debuts a really cool pair of sneakers that definitely aren’t embarrassing AND: Truth Social is set to merge with an investment company that seems to exist just to give Trump money PLUS: It’s Triple Trump as the former...
02.22.2024
#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (preview)
TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country AND we dive into...
02.19.2024
#597 Prison labor modern day slavery
Today: Proson labor is not only being used throughout the country and looks mnore like slavery than you might think. also is Star Ship Troopers fascist? Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday...
02.15.2024
#596 Sons of Killmonger & Disciple of Dark Brandon (preview)
TODAY: Democrats seethe as Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show to give them a dose of reality: Joe Biden is the oldest person to seek election in US history, and his leadership doesn’t bode well for the future of...
02.12.2024
#595 Return to Cop Facebook
TODAY: We return to cop Facebook for a highlight reel of insane cop memes ALSO: Tony finds out his new sport golf isn’t as alpha as we all thought PLUS: a geriatric gang of Guardian Angels assault and citizens-arrest a...
02.08.2024
#594 They Pissed On Flashes Corpse… (preview)
TODAY: Democrats own Republicans by trying to pass the harshest immigration bill in decades… in order to give Biden a win? We look at specifics from the bill and examine the rightward-shift of Biden die-hards via the Huffington Post...
02.05.2024
#593 Taylor Swift is an op. It’s all fake. You’re being played.
Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week...
02.04.2024
Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3 (preview)
Today on Death Chat 500 we finish episode 4 of Black white. Nick revokes everyones N-cards when he attends etiquette dinner while Black. Bruno insist on sharing his music video for "mid-life rapper" where he is very critical of rappers...
02.01.2024
CRASH (2004) preview
"Los Angeles citizens with vastly separate lives collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and redemption."- IMDB We review Paul Haggis 2004 passion project and winner of 3 Oscar awards Crash. ...
01.29.2024
[UNLOCKED] #HillaryBarbie
Alex's partner is recovering from surgery so we're taking a couple sick days. Enjoy last week's premium episode for free, and sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for hundreds more episodes and livestreams TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress...
01.25.2024
#HillaryBarbie (preview)
TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved...
01.22.2024
I don't need to make threats. I have God on my side.
Today Ani joins the show to tell us about a zionist throwing trash on her pro-Palestine truck and then shouting about it inside her bookstore. Was this a tactical IDF strike? Divine retribution? Plus: we cover the recent Florida Library...
01.18.2024
It just seems well below a higher threshold for sarcasm I expect from the Babylon Bee (preview)
Today we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy. He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him...
01.15.2024
The Ballad of Don Lemon
Today we return to our roots as we report on a viral Facebook post about 3D printed meat. This is truly a subject that stands on a lot of moral ground. AND: Don Lemon is moving to X, and a...
01.11.2024
The group of renegade Orthodox Jewish men desperately tried to get into their tunnel (preview)
TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue. We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism...
01.08.2024
The leftists who made this board game are very weak w/Brace Belden
Happy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game STORM THE CAPITAL. We call on liberal witnesses from the Newsweek comment section to prove...
01.04.2024
The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (preview)
TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening ALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online...
01.01.2024
Calendargate
WE'RE BACK! And today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim. Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney?...
12.25.2023
ELF-decor in CHRISTIAN HOMES? MYSTICAL, MAGICIAL, MYTHOLOGICAL imps? (preview)
Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot. We find nascent rumblings of “direct action” against major cities—talk of blocking food...
12.18.2023
What have they done to my beloved senate (preview)
TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok. THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!! ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker...
12.11.2023
Something doesn't feel right about this house explosion in Virginia. (preview)
Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule this time of year, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December. We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host...
12.04.2023
Oh yeah? Tell that to Earth (preview)
Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule during the holoday season, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December. We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host...
11.30.2023
Jingle Smells (preview)
Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers). We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged...
11.27.2023
The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse is the modern eunuch
TODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it’s because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good. ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspected migrant allegedly slashes several people, including children. We examine the...
11.23.2023
I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far (preview)
FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points. THEN: Trump’s #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he...
11.20.2023
"Concerning, Palestinian terrorist sympathizers now control the bussing system"
TODAY: we catch up with the horrors Israel is inflicting on Gaza, and talk about the strange American political realignments happening around it: Elon Musk endorses the antisemitic, white-nationalist "great replacement theory," and noted zionist Ben Shapiro comes to his...
11.16.2023
WELCOME TO OHIO THE NEW AUSCHWITZ (preview)
TODAY: James L Brooks assures us that Homer will continue to strangle the boy, and society holds together for another season ALSO: Markwayne Mullen... Mullins? reads Sean O'Brien's mean tweets on the senate floor, and gets so upset he challenges...
11.13.2023
The woke libtards are taking over the Simpsons
This week we invite Labor Reporter Alex Press and UAW member Logan Ausherman on the show to dissect the stand-up strike strategy employed by the union, what's in the tentative agreements, and how it may shape the future of labor...
11.12.2023
Throw punches and kicks if you hate George Bush (preview)
Today we're revisiting a straightedge vegan eco-terrorist rap song from the early 2000s, Subjecting the audience to clips from the incredibly off-putting live-action 1980 Popeye musical starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall, Reading about DC staffer's shock and horror at...
11.09.2023
Thanks for great Apefest logistiscs guys. Incredible event. Still, I’ve almost lost sight this night. (preview)
TODAY: We discuss the recent spate of direct actions against the US/Israeli war machine and field some criticisms of the organizing ALSO: All my Apes are blind! Visitors at this year's Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT rave, "ApeFest," report blindness...
11.06.2023
"Why has America become the 'protest nation' for all other nation's problems?"
Today we're covering the anti-war protests, including a massive rally in DC and a direct action at an Oakland harbor against a military vessel headed for Israel. We also discuss Zionist's newest limp, bad-faith tactic of taking "Free Palestine" to...
11.05.2023
Sent to the Taco Gulag - The Postmodernist Drinking Song (preview)
This week Jordan B Peterson sends us to the Taco Gulag as we check out his new song and music video, "The Postmodernist Drinking Song," a bewildering cacophony of circus music with screeds against postmodernist philosophers, alcohol, feminists, and communist...
11.03.2023
SOUTH PARK: Joining The Panderverse (preview)
In this MEGA episode, cartoon genius Henry Gilbert of the Talking Simpsons and What A Cartoon podcasts helps us unpack South Park’s tangled screed against: Minority women in movies, Kathleen Kennedy’s stewardship of Disney (Lucasfilms), AI, Student Loans, Class Warfare,...
10.30.2023
They transmogrified what was just a statue into a symbol of fire.
TODAY: Congratulations to the UAW as they force major concessions from auto manufacturers, including a historic raise from Ford and a re-opened plant in Illinois. Also: we look at Robert Card, the Maine mass shooter, as his social media tells...
10.29.2023
How beau-tee-ful! Oh Jesus! Yes! (preview)
We got the full pack of Disney-Villains-horrified-by-Hamas'-evil rendered by AI for Israeli propaganda. Ursula, Scar, Thanos--the whole gang's here and openly weeping. PLUS: a teacher giving her student "birthday spankings" goes viral on tik tok and Tony and Alex detail...

What's Minion Death Cult about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Minion Death Cult episodes:

#612 Truth is. As you can see. Tupac was gay. (preview)

#611 It’s Civil War (2024) Time

#610 Marge Forms A Union w/Talking Simpsons (preview)

#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?

#608 Based Baby Factory w/Ani

#607 White Man’s Burden (1995) w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)

#606 Watch the Replies…

#605 Property Ownership is at the core of our ethnicity (preview)

#604 Lil' Landlord

#603 Who do they think defends the nation? Their music certainly doesn't. (preview)

#602 Given the chance I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt

Death Chat 500 3/9/2024 Zionist Guide to Defending Genocide

Last Responders "Love is in the Air" (preview)

#601 Harry Potter ACTUAL Christian Memes

#600 Failed Sons Under the Stairs (preview)

#599 our Great Republican Party will always be with you, in your quest,for the ULTIMATE JOY IN LIFE!

#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (preview)

#597 Prison labor modern day slavery

#596 Sons of Killmonger & Disciple of Dark Brandon (preview)

#595 Return to Cop Facebook

#594 They Pissed On Flashes Corpse… (preview)

#593 Taylor Swift is an op. It’s all fake. You’re being played.

Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3 (preview)

CRASH (2004) preview

[UNLOCKED] #HillaryBarbie

#HillaryBarbie (preview)

I don't need to make threats. I have God on my side.

It just seems well below a higher threshold for sarcasm I expect from the Babylon Bee (preview)

The Ballad of Don Lemon

The group of renegade Orthodox Jewish men desperately tried to get into their tunnel (preview)

The leftists who made this board game are very weak w/Brace Belden

The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (preview)

Calendargate

ELF-decor in CHRISTIAN HOMES? MYSTICAL, MAGICIAL, MYTHOLOGICAL imps? (preview)

What have they done to my beloved senate (preview)

Something doesn't feel right about this house explosion in Virginia. (preview)

Oh yeah? Tell that to Earth (preview)

Jingle Smells (preview)

The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse is the modern eunuch

I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far (preview)

"Concerning, Palestinian terrorist sympathizers now control the bussing system"

WELCOME TO OHIO THE NEW AUSCHWITZ (preview)

The woke libtards are taking over the Simpsons

Throw punches and kicks if you hate George Bush (preview)

Thanks for great Apefest logistiscs guys. Incredible event. Still, I’ve almost lost sight this night. (preview)

"Why has America become the 'protest nation' for all other nation's problems?"

Sent to the Taco Gulag - The Postmodernist Drinking Song (preview)

SOUTH PARK: Joining The Panderverse (preview)

They transmogrified what was just a statue into a symbol of fire.

How beau-tee-ful! Oh Jesus! Yes! (preview)