In our inaugural episode, we assign yearbook superlatives to the men of Clare Crawley's season of the Bachelorette (0:2:20), confess our willingness to lay it all on the line for Jubilee Sharpe (1:38:45), break down our hopes and dreams for the upcoming season (1:44:55), talk smack on other bachelor podcasts (2:07:05), and share our recent weird reality TV watches (2:15:14). 

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