My Brother, My Brother And Me

By The McElroys

Comedy

What's My Brother, My Brother And Me about?

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

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MBMBaM 644: Which One is th...

01.23.2023

Have you ever wanted to finally get into My Brother, My Brother, and Me? Well, this is the perfect episode to start! We got cool movie reviews, some ideas about reboots, some Munch Squad. No pre-requisites required at all. Except ...

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01.23.2023 MBMBaM 644: Which One is the Old Man Have you ever wanted to finally get into My Brother, My Brother, and Me? Well, this is the perfect episode to start! We got cool movie reviews, some ideas about reboots, some Munch Squad. No pre-requisites required at all. Except ...
01.16.2023 MBMBaM 643: Wet Out of 100 This year we’re helping SO MANY PEOPLE, we barely have TIME to contain ALL THESE QUESTIONS. SO here’s a quick summary. Eggs? Eat them (unless you’re Jason Mantzoukas). Plants? Don’t eat them. Cows? Better with abs. Avatar? Bring on the ...
01.09.2023 MBMBaM 642: Snort the Pod We're banging out more advice than ever before! New year, new brothers! Actually, it's the same brothers, but new advice! Actually, it's very similar advice, but with one key difference: this is the year we finally admit that sleight-of-hand prestidigitation ...
01.02.2023 MBMBaM 641: The Naming of 2023 Not gonna lie folks, this year was the hardest it’s ever been. We had an existential crisis or two in the middle but don’t worry, no more than one third of it is just us barking syllables at each other. ...
12.19.2022 MBMBaM 640: Playing the Gravy Card Now, we've had only two Sheldons for years, but hear us out, what about . . . Wet Sheldon? Or Dry Sheldon? The Floor is Sheldon! We can't believe we're giving away all these great ideas away for free. FOR ...
12.12.2022 MBMBaM 639: 62 Minutes of Three Men Gnawing Newest Pokemon just dropped! Psychic-poison type, has 2 evolutions, something about eggs. Special move is mansplaining Subway cookies and butting into group teeth-brushing sessions. Yeah, this Pokemon is not for everyone . . . how about even newer Pokemon, CupHolder? ...
12.05.2022 MBMBaM 638: Great?! Expectations Are you being totally PWNED on the video game airwaves and need some tips for turning the tables? Well then this is the episode for you! We've got topics for n00bs, like shelf elves, feet movies, and underappreciated highschool drama ...
11.28.2022 MBMBaM 637: Face 2 Face: The Hairy Food that Everyone Eats Live from Detroit, MI, it’s our best show ever for no reason at all. Not trying to make up for anything that may or may not have happened 4 years ago in Detroit. Just pure excitement about bringing sophisticated fart ...
11.21.2022 MBMBaM 636: Millie Vanilli Bobby Flay This episode IS for the cool babies! We've got some visual elements in this for the kids out there, including kid-friendly food challenges, cool toys like marbles and capos, and our popup kitchen, McElsnacks! Suggested talking points: Engagement Pasta, Mental ...
11.07.2022 MBMBaM 635: Batman v Pennywise Dawn of Justice There are a LOT of evil clowns out there, but are any of them actually funny, like, on purpose? To answer that very important question we have on special guestpert Griffin Newman, aka Griffin Twoman. Suggested talking points: Birthday Sailabration, ...
10.31.2022 MBMBaM 634: Universally Unpleasant Gestures We're really elevating the brand, striving for a more grown-up adult vibe. So we're trying out some new mature segments, like Fitting in with the Dads, How to get the baby bookings, and Justin McElroy's Munch My Stuff. Suggested talking ...
10.24.2022 MBMBaM 633: And it Was Fingers Gather round the fire as the boys teach everyone how to make a scary Halloween special, full of ghosts, mummies, that one vampire (you know the one), and that creeping crawling feeling of shame. Suggested talking points: Mummy's Maze, Popular ...
10.17.2022 MBMBaM 632: Thank You Monster God for My Rockin’ Bod Travis is prepping for a trip abroad, so he’s brushing up on his English by reading children’s classic books like Sticky Ricky Hat Stack, Come Get These Masks, and Strong Shaggy. Suggested talking points: The Juice is Loose on This ...
10.10.2022 MBMBaM 631: Blastoise is My Dad We’ve got a full-bodied episode with undertones of adult social fears, aromas of spoon-feeding human shaped Pokémon, and a top note of spoiler-free Hoc-Poc-2 Chat. Suggested talking points: They DO Eat Kids Though, King of Gods, Mr. Jeremy Mime, Daddy’s ...
10.03.2022 MBMBaM 630: Face 2 Face: Alabaster Hawk, Governor of the Thirteenth Live (at the time) from The Balboa Theater for San Diego Comic Con, it’s a very fancy episode. You see, San Diego Comic Con was a live show that featured discussions of touching orbs, making small talk with people who ...
09.26.2022 MBMBaM 629: Millennial Seinfeld MBMBaM 629: Milennial Seinfeld The Korm saga continues. That’s right, Kaurm, we know what we said. Are there any Kormheads out there? Kormos? You know, it’s a band like Poopastank. Suggested talking points: September Twenty-Fleventh, Bidey Bones, Hotwork (Again), Plumpkins, ...
09.19.2022 MBMBaM 628: Don’t Say Scoobity This might be the first direct-sequel to a previous episode that we’ve done. Okay, maybe more of a spiritual successor than like a story with continuity or anything. But it’s important to continue the tradition of us making noises and ...
09.12.2022 MBMBaM 627: Brush Your Teeth Because Coyotes People love making jokes about the movie Ghost, but we can do better. We’re pitching a reboot with like, Rooney Mara. Or . . . Helen Mirren? And what if it wasn’t a ghost, but a mummy? Or like, a ...
09.05.2022 MBMBaM 626: Blunder Gigglin Uhh . . . hey . . . there, what are you doing here? You’re looking for podcast? Right now? Shoot, um. Give us a second, we’ll be right with you. Yeah, we were expecting you! Of course we were! ...
08.29.2022 MBMBaM 625: Contact High Our producers went through this episode and offered a lot of notes, so you may notice some different things going on here. More Justin laughing at his own jokes. Less excruciatingly long silences, like so long you thought the podcast ...
08.22.2022 MBMBaM 624: Reince Your Own Priebus This episode is all about being nostalgic for the 2010s to remind you of that good life. All the good stuff like . . . uh . . . athleisure. And Fortnite. And wearing shorts! No one does that anymore. ...
08.15.2022 MBMBaM 623: GooMail Me Extremely important breaking news: Justin has a new very pretty kitty. Absolutely nothing else matters, not forwarding that evil chain letter, not eating revolutionary French toast, not learning to whistle better. Nothing. Suggested talking points: Grizabella the Pretty Kitty, Victorian ...
08.08.2022 MBMBaM 622: Face 2 Face: Leave the Cannoli, Take the Gun This week's episode is our 20-Rendezvous live show from Portland, OR. We’re pros at giving advice but sometimes we have to defer to a higher legal power: Judge Judy. Suggested talking points: Suited and Zooted, Dr Dr give me the ...
08.01.2022 MBMBaM 621: Face 2 Face: That’s Not My Orb It’s our show from mountainous Salt Lake City, UT, which we had to run through at a clip so that we could get our dear audience member to Olive Garden before it closed. We understand priorities. Suggested talking points: Damien ...
07.25.2022 MBMBaM 620: Face 2 Face: Djinnergy We’re on the road, so we’ve got a different show from a different road to share. Straight from the better Kansas City, we bring you the world’s first Gurt Alert. We sure were hurtin’ for a gurtin’ on this show. ...
07.18.2022 MBMBaM 619: Great Stuff You Can Do in the Bathroom It’s a callback to the 90s, with answers to the terrible question “What’s up?,” dated commercial taglines, and bootleg Big Bad Beetleborgs. With featured guest, Justin’s new sound board! Suggested talking points: Vitamin D, The Snyder’s Cut, Time Zone Denial, ...
07.11.2022 MBMBaM 618: Face 2 Face: Lovely Feet Some of us are out of town, so we present our first live show of the 20-Rendezvous Tour, in St. Louis, MO! Keen listeners might be able to sleuth out what unofficial holiday this show took place on. Hint: it’s ...
07.04.2022 MBMBaM 617: Platonic Neck Kisses If you’re at a loss for what to write in your Freedom Day cards, we’ve got you covered. Big ups to the self-sustaining heroes of past or whatever, but we’re focused on that giant cheese cracker, y’all. You know the ...
06.27.2022 MBMBaM 616: Professor Honey and the Bone Drones This show is for real BROS, living by the code. Brosephs, Broses, and Brosires. What kind of BRO are you? Listen to this episode to find out! Suggested talking points: Sony Phony, If God’s Not Dead How Do You Explain ...
06.20.2022 MBMBaM 615: Face 2 Face: Zap Daddies Live from the road in beautiful Beantown, it’s the Fancy Takes Flight Boston Show. Now there’s only one McElroy brother who hasn’t gotten stuck in a bathroom before a live show, but don’t worry, his time will come sooner or ...
06.13.2022 MBMBaM 614: Bigfoot Historical Site We’ve been struck by a terrifying possibility: what if we’re all just pretending to think? Does that mean that we don’t really exist? How do you know the difference between actually thinking and only acting like you’re thinking? Who knew ...
06.06.2022 MBMBaM 613: My Bee, My Bee and Man Can we be serious now? We’re going to take a tour of Justin’s memory palace. There’s rooms full of ham, tiny donuts, and people falling all over each other. It makes sense, trust us. Suggested talking points: 14-Year-Old Babysitter to ...
05.30.2022 MBMBaM 612: Love is a Competition We recorded this early, but we desperately need an answer to a mystery. It’s been haunting us since the letter came in. PLEASE release us from this torment. Suggested talking points: You’re the Blood in My Bread, Gozer Beer, Work ...
05.23.2022 MBMBaM 611: Re-Pumba’d Sometimes you need to put the bits on hold for a moment to do some inner digging and analyze your dreams. What does a sealion mean to you? No, not THAT. Surely not that. Dream interpretation is subjective, but THAT ...
05.16.2022 MBMBaM 610: I Don’t Know, My Glasses Were Off We know that our soothing voices are something that people sometimes fall asleep to, and we can’t help just how calming we are, but the point of this podcast is jokes, okay? So we hope sleep-laughs is a thing. Suggested ...
05.09.2022 MBMBaM 609: Face 2 Face: Thirty to Forty Ghosts Fancy Takes Flight with the first leg of the 2022 live shows, from the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis! Justin is fancy! Travis is fancy! The audience is fancy! The haunted dolls are fancy! Griffin is . . . fancy-adjacent. Suggested ...
05.02.2022 MBMBaM 608: Banished to the Space Jam Annex Vroom vroom, let’s get this race started! We’re coming down the track with Justin Trackelroy, Travis McElRoyce, and Grippin Roof Rackelroy. And uh, Drippy. Suggested talking points: Rex the Dino is for Me, Floor Chocolate, Fresh Kill Spot, Community Theater ...
04.25.2022 MBMBaM 607: Are You Fleetwood Mac? We’re all set with some new comedy tools at our disposal. These are some real state-of-the-art specialty items that’ll help us jimmy office supplies, hurt Qui-Gon Jinn, and see ghosts or something. Suggested talking points: The Hat That God Couldn’t ...
04.18.2022 MBMBaM 606: Blazed and Glazed Get those miracles solidified! It’s the only way to ascend and gain acknowledgement and praise for those two-to-four miracles you performed. Good news: you don’t have to fight a bee! Bad news: you do have to first become a skeleton. ...
04.11.2022 MBMBaM 605: Could You Fight a Horse? We’re talking classic movies and TV today. Films about superheroes everyone has heard of, video game sequels starring YOU the audience, and of course that iconic episode of The Office where Andy makes the journey to meet The Chronicle of ...
04.04.2022 MBMBaM 604: Fluffybutt Acres We’d like to introduce our new (old?) middlest brother, Steve(n) Johnson. He’s super aloof, loves dangerous candy, and is the CEO. Suggested talking points: Professor Gadzooks, Donut Hush Money, Hawk Raisins, Stack of Things, Subwayne and the Sand Witch Transgender ...
03.28.2022 MBMBaM 603: A Cold One Between the Shoulders This episode has some notes of oud wood and creed green Irish tweed. It’s a little bit chewy with some sulfur undertones, and it’s a bit dry on the palate. In any case, there’s definitely some lingering wetness. Suggested talking ...
03.21.2022 MBMBaM 602: Eeyore Eeyore Eeyore This week we are standing in our truth, cursing in front of each other like the adults we are. But also for real, please don’t tell Timothy’s parents, because they’re fuckin’ narcs, and we don’t wanna get in trouble. Suggested ...
03.14.2022 MBMBaM 601: Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of the Perfect Beach Body This episode gave us some real STANDING energy. Sometimes you just gotta talk down to the mic to let it know who’s boss. Suggested talking points: The Dungeon’s Inside the Dragon, Dong Quixote, Noodle Limpington II, Get Out of Bit ...
03.07.2022 MBMBaM 600: Awesome Sanguine Meridian Response Hey so there’s some soundbites in here that you definitely shouldn’t be using out of context. It’s a really bad idea. We promise. No one wants to hear them, trust us. Suggested talking points: CFO Jerimoo, Gab-battical, Mr. Shivers, Ruin ...
02.28.2022 MBMBaM 599: The Hand that Drinks You Y’all, we’re comin’ in hot with a brand-new seriously original movie pitch. Get this. It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. And the hero has a last name that is something in the sky and a mode of ...
02.21.2022 MBMBaM 598: Chocolate that Helps You Fudge Have we got a bodacious show for you, full of verisimilitude and similar ephemera. Don’t mind our loquaciousness, we’re trying to be more quixotic. Suggested talking points: I’m Rutherford B. Hayes, In the Boston-verse, Your Bruno Nest, Electronic Tricks, Razzle ...
02.14.2022 MBMBaM 597: Foy’s Boys We’re making an effort to make this show normal again, which means more sportball talk? Is that right? In any case, we’ve also brought on guestpert Ify Nwadiwe and his unique expertise to scrutinize Taco Bell morning beverage offerings and ...
02.07.2022 MBMBaM 596: Smartles We’re sure you all heard about the iHeartMedia Presents the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards, but we’re totally fine. Absolutely fine. Congratulations. Enjoy this completely regular episode. Suggested talking points: EIGOT, Seeso’s Tapeworm, Bazinga Boys, Beef Mode, Over-Inflated Sense of Goku ...
01.31.2022 MBMBaM 595: Gasoline of the Body There’s an awful amount of blood in this episode. Like an astounding amount. Picture it. No, that’s . . . too much blood. Why are you thinking about that much blood? Suggested talking points: Dying in the Applebees, BlartWatch, Who ...

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