My Brother, My Brother And Me

By The McElroys

Comedy

What's My Brother, My Brother And Me about?

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

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MBMBaM 532: The Spooky Box

10.19.2020

Due to some goofed-up settings on account of us recording an audiobook this week, Justin’s coming at you with some rich, booming ASMR-quality sound. Which, really, should only be a problem if he performs an extended, 15-minute-long Dracula impression. We ...

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10.19.2020 MBMBaM 532: The Spooky Box Due to some goofed-up settings on account of us recording an audiobook this week, Justin’s coming at you with some rich, booming ASMR-quality sound. Which, really, should only be a problem if he performs an extended, 15-minute-long Dracula impression. We ...
10.12.2020 MBMBaM 531: Mighty Morphin’ Grown-Up Power Rangers Not now, Zordon. Christ, every time you come around here, we’re supposed to drop everything and mount up? Like, we know Rita Repulsa and her gooey guys are causing trouble, but we’ve got a PTA meeting this afternoon that we ...
10.05.2020 MBMBaM 530: Boat Beauties This one’s all boats and teeth, y’all. A lot of boat talk, a lot of cruising the high seas on our Yatch in search of adventure. A lot of teeth chat, specifically about our audience’s artistic dental desires. Boats and ...
09.29.2020 MBMBaM 529: Throw Me In the Dumpster Behind the Applebees When I Die We’re having trouble getting in the spirit of the most spooky holiday, mostly because of how spooky every other thing in the entire world is right now. Join us as we down a few Red Lobster bevs and battle the ...
09.21.2020 MBMBaM 528: The War With Grandpa Watch This one’s a Total Family Entertainer! Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Register to vote: https://vote.gov/
09.14.2020 MBMBaM 527: HORSEWAR When we were doing the whole big war, and needed sentient, quadrupedal transportation all hither and yon, they were there for us. Now, in their hour of conflict, it is time for us to return the favor. Saddle up, partners. ...
09.07.2020 MBMBaM 526: Why Not a Wizard? Please, please let us do wrestling. Does anyone know anyone who’s doing wrestling that we could Skype with? We have really, really good wrestling ideas, most of which are based around telekinesis and fantastical incantations. Suggested talking points: Balloon Man, ...
09.01.2020 MBMBaM 525: Problems Related to Me Falling Down the Stairs This is a big one! Partially because we ask for aid from our Trolls co-star Ron Funches for a question, but also because Justin confesses to fraud, we think? We’re not lawyers, but it sure smells fraudulent. Suggested talking points: ...
08.25.2020 MBMBaM 524: Teen Beans We’re plugged in, okay? Obviously. Like, when young folks see us, they know we know what’s up. We’re cooking beans over roaring campfires like, every weekend, so please don’t pretend that we’re not. Suggested talking points: The Jokering, The NCIS ...
08.17.2020 MBMBaM 523: Dad’s Fat Trash Sack Even after all these years, we’re still learning about each other’s little, adorable idiosyncrasies. Take, for instance, Justin, who has big boy trash bag dead drops all around his house, for some reason? Like he’s the Trash King, we guess? ...
08.11.2020 MBMBaM 522: The Open and Honest Heart of a Child’s Eyes In today’s episode, Justin goes on a righteous and important quest to claim the Birdman’s special burrito, but instead ends up claiming nothing but heart-rending shame. It’s a TOUGH LISTEN. Suggested talking points: Big Eyes Watch, Under the Table and ...
08.03.2020 MBMBaM 521: Ah, The Soup Mess It’s the final week of the MaxFunDrive, so we’ve pulled out all the stops! By which we mean, we talked about Olive Garden, again, for like twenty minutes. Suggested talking points: Old Bill, College Shirt, Toilet Book, Liquid Benefits, Olive ...
07.28.2020 MBMBaM 520: Genuine Clean Fauciballs Look, the title’s challenging, okay? We get it. It’s probably not what you’re thinking it’s about, because we’re talking about athletic balls. Maybe that is what you were thinking about? Are we the problem? Yeah, actually, that sounds about right. ...
07.20.2020 MBMBaM 519: The Grandma Tesseract The stakes are awfully high this episode, both for the continuation of our podcasting empire and also for the many cigar-laden orphans Travis has taken under his wing. Did we mention the MaxFunDrive is on, by the way? No presh. ...
07.13.2020 MBMBaM 518: Pepperoni and Vicki We’re kicking off our long-delayed, fully-casual MaxFunDrive with today’s episode, and celebrating the occasion by firing an enormous cloud of mechanical space debris toward the unsuspecting surface of our Earth. That’ll teach ‘em! Consider becoming a supporter of our show: ...
07.06.2020 MBMBaM 517: Pepperoni Prescription In this one, we all take turns being the bad boy! But it’s just for fun — please do not get worried that it’s a permanent thing. It’s one of our skits that we do! None of it is real! ...
06.29.2020 MBMBaM 516: Radical Gamer Facts In which Travis weaponizes his worst segment with unprecedented menace, and also we ask Lin-Manuel Miranda how he would murder Super Mario, which does not seem like a great use of his time, now that we write it out like ...
06.22.2020 MBMBaM 515: Viscous Bod In today’s episode, we inexplicably relitigate the film Titanic, which is a million years old, and come up with a way cooler ending where the ship doesn’t break and the cool guy gets the treasure and everyone gets married. (Feat. ...
06.15.2020 MBMBaM 514: Kickeo How much money would it cost to get celebrity Dave Bautista to come to your neighbor’s house and absolutely kick it the hell apart? Less than you might think! Suggested talking points: McElroy Masterclass, Cameo Conundrum, Looking a Gift Lawn ...
06.08.2020 MBMBaM 513: Mother Cruncher In which we make an unprecedented mid-year swap-eroonie, and then do our due diligence to inform the federal government about the change. We THINK we got our message through, but there’s no way to know for sure. Suggested talking points: ...
06.01.2020 Feed Drop: Minority Korner Hey everyone! We don’t have a new MBMBaM for you today — instead, we’re doing a feed drop of Minority Korner. It’s a fantastic show on the Maximum Fun network that’s all about discussing culture and news through an intersectional ...
05.25.2020 MBMBaM 512: The Jabberjaw Affair When observing this episode from the future, it should serve as a pretty good benchmark for where we’re at, mentally speaking, mid-quarantine. Y’all, we spend a CHUNK of time talking about a cool blanket we had growing up. A BIG ...
05.18.2020 MBMBaM 511: A Big, Beautiful Buick Enclave We cordially invite you to go for a ride with us in Justin’s large, lovely Buick on a one-way trip to Jokesburg! (Provided you’ve wiped your feet, of course. Actually, just lose the shoes entirely. Are those CORN CHIPS? Are ...
05.11.2020 MBMBaM 510: Killer Car Wash Perhaps it’s the months of seclusion that has given us this macabre fascination, but in today’s episode, we debate, at length, the lethal capabilities of an automated car wash. Our conclusion: It’s probably not a great idea to walk into ...
05.04.2020 MBMBaM 509: The Grind Butler (Or: Grutler) At some point in all our lives, it’s happened to all of us: You’re enjoying a nice grind, but gosh! Where are you supposed to put your pocket-based belongings? Introducing: Grutler. (TM TM TM.) Suggested talking points: A Sampler Platter ...
04.27.2020 MBMBaM 508: Face 2 Face: The Pepsi Proposal Hey, this is a weird one! For one thing, it’s a live show, which is a strange thing to listen to. For another thing, it’s a selection of bits from two different performances aboard the JoCo Cruise, so it’s a ...
04.20.2020 MBMBaM 507: Dirtiest Dancing: Havana Nights If we’re gonna make it through this things, we’re gonna have to find genuine soul connections using Digital. And sometimes, we find Digital in the strangest of places, when we’re least expecting it. Suggested talking point: An Important Digital Communication, ...
04.13.2020 MBMBaM 506: The Enchanted Horn of American Heroism Okay, we know we just had a non-standard 500th episode celebration, but as luck would have it, THIS episode also marks 10 years of us in the podcastin’ business. So, yes, Justin sings the song again. (Also, we’ve got new ...
04.06.2020 MBMBaM 505: Slippery When Voltron In today’s episode, we set a new record for Lack of Commitment to an Opening Bit — a record whose previous holders include … let’s see here … oh, it’s us! The list just says us, like, fifty times. Suggested ...
04.01.2020 FEED DROP - The Besties Play Animal Crossing: New Horizons! This isn't an episode of MBMBaM, but hey! Every living human being on Earth is talking about this game, so we decided to toss our Besties discussion here on the MBMBaM feed! (Don't fret -- this isn't taking the place ...
03.30.2020 MBMBaM 504: The Nasty Buns In which we find a hero in these trying times: A hero with a cybernetic, socially-conscious snake and a land speed rivaling a mid-2010s Toyota Corolla. Suggested talking points: Look to Britney, Porch-Stable Food, Angel Babysitter, In My Lungs, Unfortunate ...
03.24.2020 MBMBaM 503: How to Get Away with Pinkbelly Listen, y’all. There’s only one way that we’re getting through this thing, and I think we all know exactly what way I’m talking about. It is imperative, now more than ever, that we get Richard Gere to be a top-tier ...
03.16.2020 MBMBaM 502: American Psycho 2: The Squeakquel (Note: This was going to be our kick-off episode for the MaxFunDrive, which has been postponed. We've cut most of the drive-talk out of the episode -- hence the shorter-than-usual runtime and occasional pauses. Hang in there, y'all.) Join us ...
03.09.2020 MBMBaM 501: Face 2 Face: Jeans-Washed Acid We’re currently sailing the high seas, searching for adventure on that big blue horizon. So, while we do that, here’s a live show we recently did in Cincinnati. (Griffin's doing fine, by the way. You'll understand why you might want ...
03.02.2020 MBMBaM 500: Spaghettageddon Two: 2 Saucy, 2 Carbious So, before setting any expectations based on the title of the episode, know this: Ten years later, our bodies respond to spaghetti-loading SUPER differently. We all recorded this one together, and mostly spent it talking to our various family members, ...
02.24.2020 MBMBaM 499: Right Down the Middle THIS IS A NORMAL EPISODE. Please do not come into this one thinking we’re doing some kind of pre-500 celebration, or something. It’s NORMAL. There is NOTHING that sets it apart from all the other episodes. OKAY? Suggested talking points: ...
02.17.2020 MBMBaM 498: Single Sleeved Sweater The energy in this one … is difficult to describe. Was it a result of us recording back-to-back episodes during a busy pre-travel prep session? Yes. Was it also the result of a soft and extremely haunted homunculus that now ...
02.10.2020 MBMBaM 497: Bugatti Boys We’ve officially polished all the rough edges out of this weekly entertainment product that we’ve been making for like 10 calendar years. We’re nearly ready to enter our Closed Beta phase, which basically means we’ve stopped talking about bidets so ...
02.03.2020 MBMBaM 496: The Hyena Hole Listen folks, because this is the last time we’re gonna say this: Hyenas go in the Hyena Hole. Please, PLEASE stop putting non-hyena things into the Hyena Hole. You’re disrupting the whole circle of life, and also, you’re REALLY riling ...
01.27.2020 MBMBaM 495: Play Along at Home! You’re gonna have some questions after the new segment in today’s episode. Only one man has the answers. His name is Travis, and also when we said he has the answers, that’s actually not gonna be true a lot of ...
01.20.2020 MBMBaM 494: Face 2 Face: Hoops Destruct Button We’re still on hiatus while Travis celebrates the miracle of life, but we’ll be back with a proper new episode next week! In the meantime, please enjoy another of our live performances at the King’s Theater in Brooklyn!
01.13.2020 MBMBaM 493: Face 2 Face: U Up? Travis and Teresa have CREATED NEW LIFE, so we’re taking this week off to celebrate. In lieu of a regular episode, please enjoy our recent romp in our nation’s capital!
01.06.2020 MBMBaM 492: The Naming of 2020 It has arrived. Our annual opportunity to place a steady hand upon the rudder of the new year is here, and boy howdy, it’s a big one. Twenty-Twenty?! It’s the same thing twice! Is that anything? Please? We’re spiraling. Suggested ...
12.23.2019 MBMBaM 491: Face2Face; Candlenights 2019 Happy Candlenights my friends! It's time once more for our annual Huntington pilgrimage! Enjoy! Suggested Talking Points: It's Candlenights!
12.16.2019 MBMBaM 490: Ewdaddy What is … flavor? What defines the essence of an object’s true, unambiguous taste? Is flavor, perhaps, in the tongue of the food-haver? Also, mind if we sprinkle a little bit of dirt on this lasagna? Suggested talking points: Log ...
12.09.2019 MBMBaM 489: The Clean Saloon Well, it finally happened. We got bit by the Broadway bug. Time to raise our anchors and set sail toward the warm, inviting waters of professional musical theater. Don’t try and change our minds — we have become Daddy Warbucks, ...
12.02.2019 MBMBaM 488: Huff the Un-Foot We want you to come inside of our home — the one we all actually share together — to meet our new, government-mandated bird friends. Sure, the audio quality of this show is gonna take a dive, but when you ...
11.25.2019 MBMBaM 487: Frasier Crane’s Anime Dreamscape Step inside the mind of the mind-reader himself (who is Frasier) as we pitch our bold new vision for Frasier. In this one, Frasier’s getting nasty, and we’re not willing to negotiate on that point, so don’t bother asking. Suggested ...
11.19.2019 MBMBaM 486: That’s So Hambone! Hello! We’ve safely returned from the concluding show of the Become the Monster tour. We are weary, but we also didn’t want to put up another live episode, so we like … just recorded a new one. It’s wild, we ...
11.12.2019 MBMBaM 485: Face 2 Face: Haunted Munch Squad It happened. Well, a few things happened. One, we did a show in Orlando to make up for the time we had to cancel a show earlier this year. Two, in said show, Justin finally crossed the streams of his ...

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