My Brother, My Brother And Me

By The McElroys

Comedy

What's My Brother, My Brother And Me about?

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

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MBMBaM 481: I Have Seen Eve...

10.14.2019

Look, the title ain’t lying, and you’d have no way of proving it if it were. One of us has seen every bird, full stop. We’re the new high score on the birdwatcher leaderboard, and who’s gonna argue against that? ...

My Brother, My Brother And Me episodes:

10.14.2019 MBMBaM 481: I Have Seen Every Bird Look, the title ain’t lying, and you’d have no way of proving it if it were. One of us has seen every bird, full stop. We’re the new high score on the birdwatcher leaderboard, and who’s gonna argue against that? ...
10.08.2019 MBMBaM 480: Everlasting Stringburger There’s only one surprisingly proportioned beef sandwich capable of stitching up the wide wounds carved across human civilization; and we’re the ones to invent it. (Not cook it, mind you. Good lord, we cannot fathom how to go about cooking ...
09.30.2019 MBMBaM 479: Face 2 Face: A Spectral, Horny Build-A-Bear This live show, from our recent tour stop in Pittsburgh, will probably go down in history as “the one where we unknowingly distributed 100 KFC Doughnut Chicken Sandwiches to our audience, who, for some reason did not instantly turn against ...
09.23.2019 MBMBaM 478: The Sprite Slide, A Sprite Experience Who’s lookin’ to get sticky sticky sticky in the hot hot sun? Come on down to Spriteland and get WILD with all your carbonated buds! We got lazy rivers just chock-full of this clear stuff, and boy, the bees are ...
09.17.2019 MBMBaM 477: Crash Bandicoot’s Wallet Chain If you open yourself up to it, love can find you in the strangest of places. In the meat aging attic. In Crash Bandicoot’s loaded back pocket. Or, in an unassuming serving of customizable, hastily baked authentic Italian pasta. Come, ...
09.09.2019 MBMBaM 476: Face 2 Face: Super-Snake Begins We’re returning from a big, wild family vacation, and so we present to you our big, wild live show from Atlanta! We performed it last weekend, back when we were SO jacked up on Coca-Cola that a beam of brown, ...
09.02.2019 MBMBaM 475: Edchup For millennia, mankind has searched for what could be universally considered the worst, yuckiest, most profane, most inscrutable condiment to ever exist, or ever would exist, forever and ever. We’re pleased to announce: The search is over. Suggested talking points: ...
08.26.2019 MBMBaM 474: OutSTANDing Deals! Throw on your largest, most profane novelty T-Shirt and crack open a cold, fresh bottle of Old El Paso — it’s jokes time again! Suggested talking points: Gridiron Wisdom, Feature Length Texts, What to Wear to Cave, Big Johnson, The ...
08.19.2019 MBMBaM 473: Spooketti Hey, Summer! Come over here for a second! We want to talk to you about … the beach. All the beach stuff we want to do during you, Summer. What’s that bear trap doing on the ground? Why’s Autumn hiding ...
08.12.2019 MBMBaM 472: Public Domain LASIK Voicemails We have been smashed to pieces by our recent viewing of Hobbs and Shaw, which may explain the somewhat punch-drunk nature of today’s episode. It’s also possible we’ve been sprayed with some kind of Jason Statham neurotoxin. In either case: ...
08.05.2019 MBMBaM 471: Face 2 Face: The Fraternity of Bones We spent pretty much all of last week on Island Time, which means we didn’t have time to record our japes and post them online for you, our dear friends. Instead, please enjoy this VILE episode that we did in ...
07.29.2019 MBMBaM 470: Mama Freddy’s Turbo Spaghetti In today’s episode, we stumble upon a new motto, a new personal mantra to guide us into the new Roarin’ 20s — but, unfortunately, it has a cuss in it. And we’re not sure if we’re allowed to put cusses ...
07.22.2019 MBMBaM 469: Face 2 Face: The DEEP Pepperoni We’re heading back from book tour, making this the perfect time for us to deploy our recent live show from lovely, soggy Indianapolis. Join us for discussions on Real Life Vape Dads, and see Justin and Travis fuse into a ...
07.15.2019 MBMBaM 468: Down the Soda Hole According to our editing software, this one is about 55 minutes long. Which is strange, because while we were recording in the Standing Energy Time Dilation Plane, it seemed a whole lot longer than that. Suggested talking points: Standing Energy, ...
07.08.2019 MBMBaM 467: Leonardo Di-Zap!-rio Friends! We have a question for you: How many hot dogs did YOU eated last week? Did you do the most, out of everyone? Please tell us if you did the most, so we can give you the biggest trophy. ...
07.01.2019 MBMBaM 466: Food Train All Aboard! The Food Train’s pulling into the station, and its sixty robot chefs are prepared to meet your every culinary desire! ( - Do not board the Food Train under any circumstances. Your body will be annihilated.) Suggested talking ...
06.24.2019 MBMBaM 465: It’s Definitely Chodezilla Catching the brunt of cold and flu season, which might be happening right now, we haven’t checked? Sounds like you need to up your daily intake of Vitamin Cheese. GOTTA get that good stuff in your bones. Suggested talking points: ...
06.18.2019 MBMBaM 464: Face 2 Face: Peace with the Ground-Children We bumped the Grand Ole Opry from the Ryman lineup to present our own twisted, skewed comedy to the fine folks of Nashville, Tennessee. It was a momentous show, if only for the fact that we finally struck an accord ...
06.10.2019 MBMBaM 463: Stranger Creams We believe in all our listeners’ ability to enjoy the summer responsibly and jubilantly. BUT. You wanna push that stuff Over the Top? You wanna get wiiiiiiild? Then you’ve GOT to get this episode into your life. Suggested talking points: ...
06.03.2019 MBMBaM 462: The Pork Doctor Well, we did the damn thing again. We went ahead and spent a half hour talking about Garfield. We know. It’s done, though. The episode’s already finished, and this is it, and it’s got a full 30 minutes of Garfield ...
05.28.2019 MBMBaM 461: All Rise! On today’s episode, we spend a while getting PUMPED for all the GREAT new television shows we’ll get to watch this year, then introduce our backdoor pilot for a food delivery brand that can transform into a bazooka-wielding beast-monster. Hollywood, ...
05.21.2019 MBMBaM 460: Dr. Praetorium’s Fudge-a-matorium Today’s episode is ALL about dad-hacks, which is to say, how to hack your dad and make him buy you AS MANY expensive fish tanks as you want. We won’t lie: It’s not gonna be easy. But when you’ve got ...
05.13.2019 MBMBaM 459: Face 2 Face: You Know, Like Eggs? We’re scattered hither and yon this week, so here’s our recent live show from the Shire-esque paradise known as Salt Lake City. Join us for discussions of homemade knives, skull-based fighting techniques and, hands down, the yuckiest Munch Squad ever.
05.06.2019 MBMBaM 458: Race Island: A Horse Show A criminal crime happened in front of a breathless nation, and we’re just supposed to sit back and just like, celebrate a weak horse? This will not stand. We will not stand for it. Suggested talking point: A Robbery on ...
04.29.2019 MBMBaM 457: Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice™! Grind up the day! Here is Beanjuice™. It is an exciting opportunity: A contest, maybe! But one thing’s for sure: High-end luxury, and youth, and it’s not the stuff that’s ...
04.22.2019 MBMBaM 456: Good Happy Taste!!! Keep your head on a swivel as we celebrate this birthday season, because there’s a LOT OF STUFF out to get us. Fridge traps, Cager the Basketball Monster, Minecraft Spiders — just, like, look lively, friends. Suggested talking points: Creams ...
04.15.2019 MBMBaM 455: Fear Sponging Material Take a load off, friends. We know you’ve got your fair share of worries — heck, we all do. We’re here for you! Just whisper ‘em right here, right up our shirt sleeve. Let the shirt do the rest. Suggested ...
04.08.2019 MBMBaM 454: Face 2 Face: April Foods’ Day We apologize to the city of San Jose for how many pranks we did on this episode, in which we celebrated the Great Pranking Day while recording a live show. If you want to be similarly pranked, good news! This ...
04.01.2019 MBMBaM 453: The Grotto of Gains Wow, oh boy, do we hope you love benign observational humor. Oh jeez. We’ve really put all our chips down on benign observational humor, and if that doesn’t pay off — yikes! We’re gonna lose our shirts! Suggested talking points: ...
03.25.2019 MBMBaM 452: The Cornbread Heist of the Century It’s week two of the MaxFunDrive, and already we’re looking for ways to boost our bottom line on the off chance this whole operation goes off the rails. If you see that sweet yellow bread sailing through the clouds, you’ll ...
03.18.2019 MBMBaM 451: Spider-Man’s Magic Potion Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! We’re kicking things off with a genuine POTION PARTY! Come and get strong and fast and powerful with us, and consider kicking in a donation while you’re at it! This potion’s for you! Suggested talking points: The ...
03.11.2019 MBMBaM 450: Face 2 Face: The Emoji Contract We’re currently setting sail, looking for ancient treasures and sunken artifacts on the Atlantic Ocean on the JoCo Cruise! In the meantime, enjoy our recent live show from New Orleans! This episode is NOT HAUNTED.
03.04.2019 MBMBaM 449: The Cable Pie Just in case you happen to physically see us sometime in the next few months, you might want to listen to this one, just to explain the beautiful, grime-free spaces between our pressure-blasted choppers. Gosh. GOSH, those teeth spaces, though. ...
02.25.2019 MBMBaM 448: Bird Words This episode features some of the narrowest narrow-casting yet recorded in human history, which is to say: If you’ve got a science report about Birds due at school tomorrow morning, we’ve absolutely got you on this one. Suggested talking points: ...
02.18.2019 MBMBaM 447: Valentine’s Escape Room You love this episode. Suggested talking points: Love Podcast Episode, Risky Card Reuse, Pepsi’s Vegetables, Little Secrets, Bach Lyrics, Cuisines, Pizzies, References
02.12.2019 MBMBaM 446: Face 2 Face: The Cupture Here’s our live show, presented before a profoundly rowdy Birmingham audience, in which sensitive issues are discussed. Drink deeply of this episode, lapping its precious nutrients out of the palm of our upturned hands.
02.04.2019 MBMBaM 445: Pizzalicious Turbo-Moths This episode is all about food mistakes, which -- you know, we could save a lot of time writing these descriptions if we just used that as a boilerplate for every episode. This, and all episodes: Food mistakes. Suggested talking ...
01.28.2019 MBMBaM 444: The 100 Wishes of the Pandemonium Cube So, you think you’re tough enough to crack on into the Pandemonium Cube? Huh! Well, I hope you enjoy being a skeleton, because that’s what you’re gonna be after you fail to open the Pandemonium Cube — a SKELETON. Suggested ...
01.22.2019 MBMBaM 443: Face 2 Face: Apple Time! Live from Podcon 2, it’s half an episode of MBMBaM! And then half an episode of non-live MBMBaM, just to give you a well-rounded hour-long podcast listening experience! Get It! Apple Time!
01.14.2019 MBMBaM 442: Justin’s Special Shower Sauce There’s a lot of what I’m going to classify as “Goof Echoes” in this episode — a strange phenomenon where subject matter of the past is placed, unconsciously, back on the table for discussion. Join us as we revisit challenging ...
01.07.2019 MBMBaM 441: In a New York Whoopsie We’re looking for every opportunity we can to Become the Monster (TM, TM, TM) which informs a lot of this episode. Namely? We’re tired of the super “hero” known as Wolverine always trying to murder our dad, and boy, we’re ...
12.31.2018 MBMBaM 440: The Naming of 2019 This episode is pretty dang near mandatory for anyone who wants to live 2019 in the correct manner. Join us as we decide the most powerful, most liberating, most attainable goal-slogan imaginable — a process that, yes, does take us ...
12.27.2018 MBMBaM 439: Face 2 Face: Candlenights 2018 It’s that time of year again. The snow is falling, the candles are a-blazing, and the curse words have been banished to the Darkness Realm, from which no sound or profanity may escape. Dig up the Yule Stump from your ...
12.17.2018 MBMBaM 438: Face 2 Face: The Ham Up There As we prepare for our hometown holiday extravaganza, we present to you our recent live show from Denver, CO! It was a rowdy one, y’all. We suspect that everyone in the room had been visited that night by their city’s ...
12.10.2018 MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug In today’s episode, we address a long-running audio anomaly that spans the entire history of our show, and in the process, Justin dry drowns, like, a little. Business Paintball, Wishbone Brutality, Big Candies, Justin’s Drinking Noises, Fast Food Arms Race, ...
12.03.2018 MBMBaM 436: Face 2 Face: I Had Charcuterie Today! Join us and a rowdy crowd of wild Texans from our live show at the ACL Live at the Moody Theater as we discuss What’s-A Christmas to Me, Modern Day Knights and the art of arranging old, old meats and ...
11.26.2018 MBMBaM 435: The Pasta Poem Hey, y'all on the lookout for great, online deals from trusted sources? Here's a great deal for you: An almost hour-long audio file with a bunch of jokes on it! And how much will it cost you? Like forty dollars! ...
11.19.2018 MBMBaM 434: The Crimes of Grundlewad Aw DUNK it's time to make it magic at the movies again. Grab your favorite pizza and all your favorite DVDs and come on down to the movies with us, as some of our favorite wizards tally up Grimbleward's crimes. ...
11.12.2018 MBMBaM 433: Fred Savage, Piss Warrior Hey, sorry about the title on this one. We really don't have an excuse. All we can say is that it's not nonsense words -- we have a nice, long discussion about the topic described. There really was no other ...
11.05.2018 MBMBaM 432: Hand Dog and Face Cat The time for fence-sitting has come to an end. We must all now decide between the two ghoulish, mind-poisoning animal companions that will bring our hearts and homes one step closer to Hell. This decision is too important to goof ...

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