Viral video outbreak coming soon!

Lyrics:

Ooh, my little Wuhan one, viral one

Coming to congest my lungs, ay Corona

Zoo-o-notic transmission …where’s it from?

Bats or civet cats who knows why, Corona?

When’s it gonna stop, fever cough, wash your dirty hands

Why’d I ever stop in Hubei for vacation, man?

Why Why Why Why AHHH CHOOO

M-m-m-my Corona

Don’t you come no closer, huh, no closer bruh

Unless you got an N95, Corona

Got a travel history, I’m quarantined

Should’ve just quit touching my eyes, Corona

Never getting off, stuck onboard such a dirty boat

But why you hoarding masks when you live in Alaska tho?

Why ey ey ey ey NO

M m m my Corona

M m m my Corona

When’s it gonna get to me, get to me

You killed the doc that called you out, why Corona?

Internet conspiracy, COVID-19

Is it just a pack of communist lies, Corona?

Never gonna stop, media, such a dirty game

Cuz no one gets the shot for the flu but it’s just as lame

Why Why Why Why A Choo

*coughing*

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