My Dad Wrote A Porno

By My Dad Wrote A Porno

Comedy

What's My Dad Wrote A Porno about?

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie reads a chapter a week and discovers more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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My Dad Wrote A Christmas Po...

12.16.2019

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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12.16.2019 My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4 Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.09.2019 S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight' In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.28.2019 Footnotes: Finale Predictions Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.25.2019 S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink' In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.21.2019 Footnotes: Your Sex Stories After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.18.2019 S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q' Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.14.2019 Footnotes: G'day Belinda! Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.11.2019 S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin'' Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out ...
11.07.2019 Footnotes: Dan Levy Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.04.2019 S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty' Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.31.2019 Footnotes: Calling Belinkers Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.28.2019 S5E8 - 'M's The Word' Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.24.2019 Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.21.2019 S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof' Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for ...
10.17.2019 Footnotes: Learning German In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out ...
10.14.2019 S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower' Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.10.2019 Footnotes: Josh Groban Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.07.2019 S5E5 - 'Smiffy' Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.03.2019 Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far.. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.30.2019 S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;' Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.26.2019 Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van ...
09.23.2019 S5E3 - 'The Safe House' Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.19.2019 Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4 You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.16.2019 S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep' The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy ...
09.12.2019 Footnotes: In Memoriam Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.09.2019 S5E1 - 'The Aftermath' Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived... Come see ...
06.03.2019 Best of Book Four Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for ...
12.17.2018 My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1 In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans... (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.17.2018 My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3 It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.17.2018 My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2 In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.19.2018 S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch' In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.15.2018 Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing trainers at Buckingham ...
11.12.2018 S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit' In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.08.2018 Footnotes: Jon Ronson Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.05.2018 S4E11 - 'The Meet' Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
11.01.2018 Footnotes: Ask Us Anything Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.29.2018 S4E10 - 'Clit Talk' Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.25.2018 Footnotes: Hayley Atwell Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.22.2018 S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can' Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.18.2018 Footnotes: Gay 101 In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.15.2018 S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station' Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.11.2018 Footnotes: James Haskell England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked' See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.08.2018 S4E7 - 'Copier Blues' James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.04.2018 Footnotes: Sexual Health The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
10.01.2018 S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons' The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.27.2018 Footnotes: Jessie Ware Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.24.2018 S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?' Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.20.2018 Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.17.2018 S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand' Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.13.2018 Footnotes: Helga's Case Files Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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