Bill welcomes Matt back from vacation, along with Kevin, Matt and Laura. Bill asks what the difference is between an acquaintance and a friend. Bill thinks as we get older it's harder to make friends and easier to make an acquaintance. Is it easier for guys to maitain friends? Are women more honest? Laura talks about confronting a friend who spread rumors about her after her divorce. Bill says women are more emotionally intelligent than men and confront issues, while a guy will let a friendship fizzle out without confronting things. Laura finalized her divorce and her lawyer invited her over to meet his wife, have a bottle of wine and possibly hire her to organize their garage. Mark and Kevin thinks the lawyer wants a threesome, Bill thinks they've watched too much porn! Mark says Bill is naive! Matt agrees with Mark and Kevin, but Bill thinks this is just a lawyer trying to make sure he gets paid! Mark said he almost got broken up with over the weekend, but his story is dissapointing! Bill talks about Don Henley suing to get the original lyrics he and other Eagles wrote for Life in the Fast Lane back, but while on the witness stand Henley had his dirty laundry aired from a night with an under age prostitute 44 years ago! What happens when an animal dies at the zoo? Will they feed it to the lions or tigers? The Zoo will not disclose what they do, saying cremation and burial, but because some of the animals are exotic, they do not want to disclose to prevent poachers. Bill thinks if the dead animal is healthy enough, then feed it to the lions. Bill said he was told that deer killed on the road are sometimes fed to the lions, but there is no confirmation this is true, yet. Bill plays a story about a man trying to by a Porsche with a $78 million check! An attempt to call Laura's Mr. June, an animal control officer, to see if the lions at the zoo do get road kill deer! Closest to the Pin little people edition! Enjoy!

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