THIS WEEK we don’t talk about the boring coronavirus yet again! WOW!! Instead we have another Mattless podcast, we are BEYOND MATT but not beyond Jess, who IS on the podcast. She explains why she is a thief, and then we explain why Matt is not there. Also I talk about Bimbos. Then I tell a story about sounding stupid in front of a dental assistant. ALSO we make fun of a scam, ALSO Matt is not pooping in a bucket no matter what he tweets, ALSO a new edition of Name! That! Statistic! ALSO a charming story about how my truck shot out gas for some reason, ALSO how the RNC stacked up to the DNC, and what did #Tcot stand for anyway?! WOW! What a great podcast you have to go listen now!!

#412! Nary a bimbo cape thief and watnot

Sooper conservative political podcast with news, tacos and politics. Twice. 

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Politics

IT'S THE RETURN OF THE SOOPERPODCAST!!! It's been four long months but we have finally been able to figure out our schedules to talk some politics!! Then we mostly ignore politics!! WOW!!! This month's podcast includes incredible life-fulfilling stories about bus attacks!! Bathroom stall false imprisonment!! The nuking of tweetdecks and multiple decks, if you're into that sort of thing!! Football updates! Questionable Nikki Haley tweets!! Butthole riders of ocean waves!! Soopermexican's tequila funds and funny people we've seen live. WOW!! Also some politics!! You have to go listen right now!! It's the "this is weird and I don't like it!" podcast!! 

Episode 1: #486!! Buses Decks Surfers Bathrooms and Comedians!!

THIS WEEK Grand Admiral Matt Dawson returns from his exile!! We talk about two shootings, why everyone hates YouTube pranksters, and why Jamaal Bowman pulled the fire alarm in Congress!! We durn have a few laughs and then we talk some local Louisiana politics! ALSO flooding in New York!! Finally, white people board games!! No Jess this weekend she’s durn helping her friends move instead!! Go listen right now!! 

Episode 11: SooperPodcast #485! Grand AdmiraMatt: Heir to the Empire

THIS WEEK we return with JESS in the first Hurricane Hilary podcast!! El Sooper under threat of death and drowning!! El Sooper talks about dying in the hurricane also then they talk about Elon Muskboy destroying Twitter  and Tweetdeck but why it is a noble sacrifice. And there’s an arguing with white people update!! Then we discuss the difference between the Mayan calendar and the Aztec calendar!! ALSO el Ronaldo the Second settles the big big Ketchap debate! WOW!! And the hurriquake kills el sooper. ALSO how is DeSantis’ campaign doing? Ooof. And Short white people privilege. And the best race riot everrr!! And why Jess will hit el Sooper with a chair. Listen to the last sooperpodcast before jess takes over after he dies! WOW!! 

Episode 10: SOoperPodcast #484!! You know I can kick you in the head? HurriquakeCast!!

We have restorted the podcast!! We get an adult progeny update from Jess and then we discuss whether we should sue MATT, who isn’t there, also Jess tells us all the horrific details that we missed about the imploding submersible from a month ago. ALSO el Sooper discusses the origins of a very obscure tweet he put out in the universe, then we talk about the ads we’re getting served also we make fun of people in the papillondemonium and their friends. ALSO el sooper gives an arguing with black people update that will not disappoint. Or maybe it will. Then there’s tweetdeck and twitter drama. Wow! What a cast! Also tips on dealing with those rascally Gen-Xers. And then there’s about 20 seconds about actual politics. Go listen now!! 

Episode 9: SooperPodcast #483!! Look at me. We are the Boomers now.

WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PODCAST and el Sooper admits that he done came down with the COVID, possibly after hanging out with fat comic book nerds and slutty superhero cosplay chicks. Then she tricks him into being way tooo open and personal about his new anxiety issues so you’re gonna be subjected to that. It’s a racing mind problem!! Then he talks about going to the emergency room and being completely forsaken by a nurse. Also!! El Sooper attacks parents of dead children what a jerk!! Then there’s an arguing with black people update and accidental carjacking update. Also a stuck in a public bathroom update!! ALSO Twitter ads thinks I’m a cat mother, and that I am interested in bras for women with small boobs while Jess gets ads for bras for elderly women. ALSO el Sooper talks about a really dumb tweet about socialism and capitalism and he SNAPPED! So you have to hear about it. Also Matt poops on Twitter. AND the shattle!! You have to go listen now!! 

#412! Nary a bimbo cape thief and watnot

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