In this edition of the Natter Cast, Alan, Cort and Jason discuss the first season of HBO's Westworld. Featuring...

Dr. Robert Ford - An eccentric genius who has, for some reason, developed a low opinion of humanity after a mere 35 years of running an orgy of sentient Fleshlights programmed to placate the psychopathic desires of bored rich people.

 

 

Bernard - Ford's deeply insightful partner who, for some reason, doesn't seem to notice that he never needs to eat or go to the bathroom. 

Dolores - Part time robot revolutionary and professional farm-girl feck-puppet

The Man in Black - Griefer completionist and amateur Johnny Cash impersonator

 

William - Okay, it's the 21st century and everyone knows it's okay for boys to play with dolls, but there are limits, Billie.

Logan - Just because you're right, doesn't mean you're not a complete dick

Teddy - He's a loser, baby, so why don't you kill him? A dozen times a year? For 30 years? While your wife and daughter beg for scraps of your emotional attention?

 

Maeve - She can be whatever the frack she wants, as long as it's a madam in a 19th century western saloon

 

Armistice - Someone teach her how to use a phone and then give her my number

Hector - I don't always die mid-sentence while robbing a brothel, but when I do, I....BLAM!