Neck of the Woods

By Freshalina & Xtian Emiliano

What's Neck of the Woods about?

Hosted by Black Twitter's favorite cousins, blogger Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano Neck of The Woods is a hilarious weekly wrap-up of everything ranging from ratchet to righteous.

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05.24.2021
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Your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are back like cooked crack to give your a first review of the hottest lounge to hit the South since Harpo's Jukejoint and provide an honest take on the latest pop culture news. Follow...
05.17.2021
Miss WandaVision
After a brief hiatus, your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are here to check in and update your on their lives and share commentary of all things important them; mostly Miss Wanda from Love and Marriage Huntsville. Follow us on...
12.17.2019
Hard To Kill
They really tried to kill your favorite, famous bitch. Hi cousins, look who is back just time for the holiday season. We dissect the assassination attempt on the hottest female rapper, Saucy Santana, the latest updates in The State of...
11.13.2018
Cheapening The Brand
White people discover that Idris Elba is a zaddy, an auntie finds out what happens when you run up on James St. Patrick for a picture, KeKe Wyatt's crazy ass ties the knot again, Future can't stop having unprotected sex...
10.22.2018
Nivea SZN
Episode Title: Nivea SZN Episode Description: Grab your favorite wig with an asymmetrical bang -- your favorite cousins are back to collect child support! Follow us on social media! twitter.com/freshalina instagram.com/amytraphouse instagram.com/xtianemiliano - Maximize your online presence with affordable workbooks and resources...
01.06.2018
Thug Motivation 101 (Minisode)
Patty cake, patty cake, microwave. Time to collect back child support -- 2018 is finally here. Fresh is flying solo this week (and postponing her dinner plans) to offer fellow creatives a few words of encouragement. Let's get it!
11.23.2017
Without Warning
Your favorite cousins are back like cooked crack. Nothing further needs to be said, enjoy!
01.17.2017
Puts Soda In Free Water Cup
@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness have been gone for a minute but are back with the jump off. It took for Kordell Stewart lost audition tape to Vibe Vixen, Bow Wow reminding Funk Master Flex just how old he is, and and...
09.29.2016
Mandingo Effect
This week episode @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness break down the beef between Meek Mill and The Game, laugh at the coonery that Mary J Blige has subjected us to again and try to keep a level head with all the reality...
09.07.2016
No, My Name Is Juicy
This week episode we play tribute to the baddest bitch Young Thug aka Jeffrey and Yung Joc killing the hair game one swoop bang at a time. Future leaked rant going off on Diddy's old ass, and try to convert...
08.20.2016
Counterfeit Monie
This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are literally drained from all the extraness that has taken place. From Blac Chyna legendary mother Tokyo Toni allegedly being homeless and forced to drive ubers to survive the day to day, to Cassie having...
08.12.2016
Shade Of Honor
This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness make sure to spend ample time roasting emotional scammers Minnie from Little Women ATL and Rob Hill Sr, Karlie Redd isn't acting her age (like always), R. Kelly found a new high schooler to bae...
07.29.2016
Ten Piece and a Ranch
This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are literally left speechless after all of the L's that Atlanta are experiencing this week. Tiny fighting T.I. side bitches, Toya Wright divorcing Memphitz, Drama staging bomb threats for Phaedra, Althea going to jail, it...
07.25.2016
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Flops on top of flops. @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness talk about Vh1's Hip Hop Honors, Tamar allegedly cheating on Vincent Herbert, Marques Houston being a door to door Jehovah witness, and catch up on the greatness that is Little Women ATL,...
07.08.2016
Major Tea Alert
@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are always here to provide the laughs when you need them most. This week they talk about Blue Ivy's frustrations with Jay-Z getting older, Mr. Steal Your Grandma using glide to snatch up all the church aunties,...
06.24.2016
Hennything Is Possible
J.R. Smith finally has a legit reason to hit the club, Gucci Mane isn't a clone (but still still needs to stay the hell away from Drake), NeNe Leakes and Peter Thomas go into business together, Puma says that Dutchess...
06.17.2016
Gumbo Party
After wasting time preparing for Birthday Bash only to see the horrible line up, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness catch up over how draining Ayesha Curry has become, OJ Simpson asking Khloe Kardashian for a paternity test in return for a...
06.10.2016
Laura's Lawn Service
This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness have a Deb Antney Power Panel on the importance of investing in real online coaching. Freshalina breaks down exactly you will get from one of her online coaching sessions and SirRatchettness breaks down some of...
05.27.2016
Everything's Gucci
This week Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are over come with joy that Gucci Mane has finally been released from prison and is back in their lives. The lives of Juvenile, Foxy Brown, and scammers off Twitter came up but who...
05.13.2016
Thirfty Bitches
This week Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness plan Blac Chyna's baby shower and give Tokyo Toni career advice, reflect on their "run up and get up" mentality, break down reality rewind for this week including Empire, Mary Mary, Love and Hip...
05.06.2016
Memoirs of Blue Ivy
This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina give their take of the #MetGala red carpet, come to the defense of Khia's opinions of Beyonce's Lemonade video, and offer marketing advice to personal favs Kordell Stewart and Gatorade Cinnabun. Caitlyn Jenner, Blac Chyna,...
04.29.2016
Lemon Pepper Wings and A Freeze Cup
@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are still on the search of Miss Becky, can she please raise her hand? Lemonade and good hair aside, they catch up over the one of the baddest bitches Elgin Charles offering Azeala Banks a seat and...
04.22.2016
Filler Episode
Trying their best to deal with the celebrity deaths of this week, @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness cover who they would cast for the new season of Love and Hip Hop Miami, celebrate Harriet Tubman making it onto the $20 bill, and...
04.15.2016
Testicle Difficulties
Dropping that ass like they wifi, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are fed up with the scammers of the world. Having no problem throwing on their #FutureHive capes, they address the pettiness that Ciara has been exhibiting and drawing together the...
04.08.2016
Two Hennessys and A Coke
Your two favorite cousins Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are back to salute TokyoToni and all her #BlackGirlMagic, dive into the numerous criminals that Mona Scott Young have hired on this season of Love and Flip Flops Bankhead, and try to...
04.01.2016
April Foolishness
Guess who's bizzack?! After dodging your phone calls on Christmas, New Years and Easter, your favorite absentee fathers have finally retuned -- and this time they're here to stay. This week, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness weigh in on scammers, ain't...
11.12.2015
The Percocet & Aretha Joint
Go big girl what you gon' do! Fresh and Sir Ratchettness remove the focus (and dingleberries) from Black Twitter's current ass eating obsession to pay homage to the members of Team Chunk. Now, swallow.
10.23.2015
What A Time To Record A Podcast
Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness try to make sense of the BET Hip Flop Awards, Wale's menstrual cycle, Jadakiss breakdancing for likes, Tami Roman's ill-fitted Men's Warehouse suit, Ginuwine's newfound Dirty Sprite lifestyle, the assorted wigs worn during the Black Ink...
10.02.2015
You're Welcome
Your favorite absentee fathers @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness return this week to discuss the greatness that is Future Hendrix and the flop that is Ciara, pitch ways to ease racial tensions by bringing trap rappers and country icons together, India Arie's...
06.24.2015
Petty Is The New Black
This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness talk the relationship status of hood favorites such as Fantasia, Future, Brittney Grimer, and the Govan sisters. Diddy spending the night in jail, the Rachel is the new black fiasco, and catch up on our...
05.02.2015
Taxi Cab Confessions
Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness select their cast picks for the 'Good Times' movie, attempts to make sense of 'Blood, Sweat & Heels' cast member Geneva Thomas skipping out on her taxi cab fare, weighs in on the moral character of...
04.11.2015
Sweet Pwussy Saturdays
Lil Webbie gives his life over to the Lord, Tamar Braxton is skipping out on checks all over town, Plies get body slams at by a fan at a concert, and Rich Homie Quan is becoming the real life version...
03.22.2015
Run Them Pearls
SirRatchettness and Freshalina gives their review of Kendrick Lamar's new album, discuss Suge Knights' $25 million dollar bond, Fantasia's newest business venture, Lil Wayne's tell all book, and catch up over some of their favorite reality television shows.
03.06.2015
GoFund My Edges
Chris Brown is a (allegedly) a new father, Keyshia Cole and estrange husband Daniel Gibson trade insults via social media, Mo'Nique is still unconvincing and more. Plus, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness put GoFund Me scam artists on notice.
02.21.2015
Fish Fry Friday
This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness discuss the online fade that Amber Rose issued to Khloe Kardashian and the rest of the family, Erykah Badu politely declining being apart of Azealia Banks' fan following, and catch up on the reality television...
02.14.2015
Happy Skeet Away Day!
This week, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness take on night stands, House Mother Kanye's latest stunt, Bruce Jenner's journey to becoming a bad bitch, Lil Mo's wigs and more.
01.29.2015
Hello Boo Boo Kitty
Lil Wayne is suing Birdman for $51 million and custody of the kids, Bow Wow shades a future 'Unsung' episode on Facebook and TLC kicks off a crowd funding campaign to complete their next album. Plus, reality rewind talk about...
01.21.2015
This P*ssy Be Pri-yankin'
Black Twitter's absentee father Freshalina is finally back in good health and spirits! Listen in as she and Sir Ratchettness chew the fat (plantation translation: catch up) on the latest in entertainment.
10.23.2014
It's A Onederful Life
This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina weigh in on Tyga's beef with YMCMB, Migos still fighting people like fight night, Iggy Azeala and Snoop Dogg's beef over Instagram memes, and rappers like Wiz Khalifa, Lil Wayne, and Future show that being...
10.03.2014
Selfies With Kordell
Aretha Franklin and Cissy Houston take over the world before the lunch hour rush, Lil Kim finally brings in web traffic in 2014, Fantasia's first baby daddy wants to snatch the kid back and 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' preview...
09.26.2014
Cuffing Season
Keyshia Cole catches a charge for assaulting a woman at Birdman's crib, Wiz Khalifa, Amber Rose, Jordan Sparks and Jason Derulo all calls it quits and decided to take part in Cuffing Season 2014, Tyler Perry has a baby on...
09.19.2014
Monistat 1 & Heartbreak
Iggy Azealea's ex threatens to put her Hot Pocket on blast via sex tape release, Mathew Knowles is indeed the pappy, K. Michelle gets Lil Kim together and Love & Hip Hop hits Hollywood.
09.12.2014
Bottle Service
Apollo Nida turns himself into the feds to begin his 8-year sentence, Ciara and Future's relationship is back on, August Alsina continues to go against the grain and Floyd Mayweather extends his reign as FBOTW.
08.29.2014
Iyanla, Fix My Wifi
Iyanla Vanzant visits #Ferguson, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon call it quits, Mathew Knowles uses his Destiny's Child members-only jacket to troll for attention, the Beyhive comes for Karrueche, Joe Budden can't keep his hands to himself and more.
08.15.2014
Dirty Sprite and Tossed Salad
CiBandz are fighting back against the haters, Akon has become a victim of Repo Season, Derek J is accused of stealing expensive weaves, and we celebrate national Eat A Booty Day.
08.07.2014
Swedish Fish For Breakfast
Akon adds his two cents on Beyonce and Jay-Z's relationship, Ciara and Future's body party may be coming to an end soon, Trinidad James was dropped from Def Jam, Remy Ma is home from jail, and Lil Kim is dropping...
08.01.2014
Best Week Ever
The conversation about Nicki Minaj's ass continues, Soulja Boy gets caught flexing for social media likes, Lauryn Hill is still draining, Kim Kardashian gets Adrienne Bailon together, a Johnny Rockets employee comes for Aretha Franklin and Lil B releases the...
07.24.2014
Bend Over Like I Told Ya
Apollo Nida realizes he blew his chances of being Phaedra's lifelong house boy, Farrah Franklin shows by she wasn't meant to be a child of Destiny, The Baby Mothers Club of Lil Wayne have banned against Christina Milian, Omarion adds...
07.17.2014
Apology Party
This week Tiny and T.I. decides to play house for the queen's birthday, Wale needs a good Maya Angelou poem and a hug, Trey Songz isn't here for the August Alsina comparisons, Lil' Kim gives the world their first view...
07.10.2014
Wake Up now
K. Michelle finds beef in a hopeless place, Meek Mills continues to block his blessings, Rich Homie Quan is slapping bitches like Rick James, Prince is not pleased with Lil' Mo opinion on him, and @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina review the...

What's Neck of the Woods about?

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Neck of the Woods episodes:

Insert Title Here

Miss WandaVision

Hard To Kill

Cheapening The Brand

Nivea SZN

Thug Motivation 101 (Minisode)

Without Warning

Puts Soda In Free Water Cup

Mandingo Effect

No, My Name Is Juicy

Counterfeit Monie

Shade Of Honor

Ten Piece and a Ranch

Insert Title Here

Major Tea Alert

Hennything Is Possible

Gumbo Party

Laura's Lawn Service

Everything's Gucci

Thirfty Bitches

Memoirs of Blue Ivy

Lemon Pepper Wings and A Freeze Cup

Filler Episode

Testicle Difficulties

Two Hennessys and A Coke

April Foolishness

The Percocet & Aretha Joint

What A Time To Record A Podcast

You're Welcome

Petty Is The New Black

Taxi Cab Confessions

Sweet Pwussy Saturdays

Run Them Pearls

GoFund My Edges

Fish Fry Friday

Happy Skeet Away Day!

Hello Boo Boo Kitty

This P*ssy Be Pri-yankin'

It's A Onederful Life

Selfies With Kordell

Cuffing Season

Monistat 1 & Heartbreak

Bottle Service

Iyanla, Fix My Wifi

Dirty Sprite and Tossed Salad

Swedish Fish For Breakfast

Best Week Ever

Bend Over Like I Told Ya

Apology Party

Wake Up now