Episode 111: ‘Nerd Revelation’ (Tootsie Spangles)

Are you a Fan of Fanfic? When lonely queer clown/performance artist Tootsie Spangles moves to Seattle, she needs to make new friends - so she joins a book club. Their first selection? Tolkiens’ Lord of the Rings, the entire trilogy.  Ain’t nobody got time for that! But getting stoned late at night with this tome in her bed leads to googling Sam & Frodo, and …oooh! Wonder Woman! Thor! And before she knows it, there’s a Song of Ice and Fire IN HER PANTS #WinterIsComing #Heh #StrongFemaleCharacters   Song: ‘Ding Dong song’ (Gunther)   Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at  www.Patreon.com/Bawdy   Episode Links: Nothing beats Uberlube; it lets you feel what you want to feel. And Uberlube is offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer: 10% off and FREE shipping when you use my code “DIXIE” at UberLube.com.  Whoa, 10% off and free shipping! Just use code “Dixie” at Uberlube.com Patreon: Bawdy Storytelling is listener supported - and that means your support on Patreon ensures that Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue and grow. For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want another way to support the podcast? You can make one-time donations to the Bawdy podcast via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]   Merchandise: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver   Wanna work with me on your story? Whether it’s a story for the stage, a TEDx, public speaking for anything from storytelling for technology, conveying your passion about what you do or your time onstage at a leather title contest, I’d love to help you make it a thing of beauty. Contact me at [email protected] & let’s get you onstage!   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ oh, and finally: I want people to hear YOU on the Bawdy podcast! Make a recording and send it to me - and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so we’d love to hear YOURS - and Thank you) Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:   Seattle Theme: ‘Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll’ (SOLD OUT) Wed, February 19th, 2020 At the Rebar (& it’s their EXACT 30th Anniversary!) 1114 Howell Street Seattle, WA Tickets at https://bawdysdrrsea.eventbrite.com Or at https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshow   San Francisco: Bawdy’s Lucky 13’th Anniversary Night Saturday, February 22nd, 2020 (2 shows) Featuring music by Rachel Lark Verdi Club 2424 Mariposa, San Francisco, CA 94110 7 PM: Lucky 13’th Tickets at  https://bawdylucky13.eventbrite.com 10 PM: Best of Bawdy Tickets at  https://bawdybob2020.eventbrite.com   We’re grateful to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!   Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person? Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else: https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at  https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective!