NYMPHOWARS

By Theda Hammel, Macy Rodman

What's NYMPHOWARS about?

This is a show about putting dicks down your mouths brought to you by world's smartest and prettiest transsexuals. Welcome to NYMPHOWARS

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NYMPHOWARS episodes:

04.24.2024
KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out
This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend.
04.17.2024
KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding
The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!
04.03.2024
KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Deux
After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way...
03.27.2024
KNFW...Storyteller's Convention
This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently located in the D wing of the building!
03.20.2024
KNFW...Mucussy Membrane
The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades.
03.13.2024
KNFW...Nut Hunters
Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood. They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from.
03.06.2024
KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin!
Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from...
02.28.2024
KNFW...All Of Them Gays
The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!
02.21.2024
KNFW...A Stitch In Tyne Steves Nina (AUDIO FIXED)
This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts?
02.14.2024
KNFW...Case Of The Ex
Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways.
02.07.2024
KNFW...This Is Me...Now!
Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!
01.31.2024
KNFW...Presented by KY Brown Lube
The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP!
01.24.2024
Amuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number Slevin
Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes
01.17.2024
KNFW...The National Association To Say "F*** You, Charles Darwin!"
The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great" scientist
01.05.2024
KNFW...Macy Got Carol'd
Macy had the strangest experience with a woman named Jennifer...A whirlwind weekend, reminiscent of that movie Carol...New Norman gets COVID. Ellen has a crisis of conscience. And a special call from an old friend.
12.27.2023
KNFW...Måneskin on Måneskin
Are you ready to ROCK?!?!? The gals get some good calls when they suddenly get intercepted by Eurovision rockers Måneskin and learn a heartwarming lesson in the process
12.20.2023
KNFW...Dr. Jack
This week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journals.
12.13.2023
KNFW...Actors On Actors
This week the pirates take a break from "KNFW in the Morning" to watch their favorite content of the year...Variety's "Actors on Actors"!
12.07.2023
KNFW...Swiss Cheese Encryption
It's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and calls to...the past???
11.30.2023
KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses
The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out!
11.16.2023
"Sue" Chef
Somewhere between Amuse Douche and KNFW comes this episode where Lisa Lampinelli stops by and gives us some of the old school insult/c*m sl*t comedy for which she became famous and has since given up. Subscribe to Apple TV+!!!
11.10.2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #5 Dual Lipa Presents Ventriloquist
The gals chat about jail calls, Adele, and Twitter expression on this slightly longer Douche
11.02.2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #4: Cousin Stacy Taught My Class
Another Amuse Douche in the wall! We'll be back with full episodes November 15th and until then we're on Patreon every Saturday
10.26.2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #3: To Hell With Tap To Pay! (I'm Giving Blood Away!)
The gals talk tap to pay, Lydia Tar, and Spooktacular Frightober in this minisode coming at you a day late and a dollar(?) short!
10.18.2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #2 10/16/23
Another Amuse Douche during our absence from the main show.
10.11.2023
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #1 : Toilet Coke
Episode 1 of the current Volume of Amuse Douches! A fun little wharp speed chat about movies, parties, and how badly we could use a newspaper for our snotty little noses! Love ya! Come to C'mon Everybody 10/13/23 at 7:00...
10.04.2023
Our Little Announcement
Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today). We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we...
09.27.2023
KNFW...Philly Folsom
This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get the scoop! Also the autumn rains are hitting the studio hard,...
09.20.2023
KNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?
In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest
09.13.2023
KNFW...How I Met Not Your Father
The terrifying diety/little kid Norman has found a creative way to get around SAG AFTRA and WGA strikes with a new NBC program. Meanwhile the girls get ready for fashion week.
09.06.2023
KNFW...The Private Tumblr Journal of the Antichrist
Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio to talk about her latest comedy special and her special new spirituality
08.30.2023
KNFW...Al's Booze Bus
This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch.
08.23.2023
KNFW...A Mongolian Lamb Collar On An Elegant Older Woman
This week the gals talk body hair, some fabulous phone plan perks, and talk to heart head Karol G (not THAT one) about her devotion to Normanism and vampirically sucking the life out of young men
08.16.2023
KNFW...The New Norman
This week the gals talk home intruders, big pharma, and the state of the world with a special guest appearance by a wholesome 12 year old kid named Norman who may or may not know the future of humanity. Long...
08.09.2023
KNFW...Before The Flapper With Caitlyn Jenner
The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK. Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the...
08.02.2023
KNFW...After Hours...Ohr My God Sohr Much
We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata & Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN...
07.26.2023
KNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà Vu
Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve...
07.19.2023
KNFW...After Hours...Nobody's Checking On Glints
Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of...
07.12.2023
Full Length Patreon Episode: Ellen Project Hotline #13.2 aka 14
Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Please enjoy and we will be back next week with a brand new KNFW!
07.05.2023
KNFW...Elbow Deep In The Heart Shaped Box
The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.
06.29.2023
KNFW...All Tec'd Up at the Meat Rack
The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance...
06.21.2023
KNFW...Pobody's Nurtec
Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but...
06.14.2023
KNFW...Plenty O Fish
The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau
06.07.2023
KNFW...Give Him The Spear
Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!
05.31.2023
KNFW...Ageism(nt) An Issue For Generation Z
The gals try some new inventions from some iconic sponsors and Madonna Louise calls in to clock us on our Padams!
05.24.2023
KNFW...The Library of BBL
Macy recounters her strange trip to Sri Lanka with Mr. Beast, and then the gals explore a strange library Theda discovered underneath the studio, staffed by mysterious hooded strangers. One by one, they pull down the classics of world literature...
05.17.2023
KNFW...Sexy Beast
Mr. Beast and Bacardi 151 present the Lamborghini and Ocular Surgery contest with WHYY Philadelphia! A classic radio contest with some colorful contestants and some wonderful prizes!
05.10.2023
KNFW...A Vision Of Hell
Lot's of big news today! Bud Light has finally switched over to wine bottles, Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum become sponsors, and we hear from Stefanie; a troubled young woman who just wants to be loved.
05.03.2023
KNFW...A Balm In The Palm
Budweiser and the ACLU might be suing the girls, but that doesn't mean it's not still a sorta fairytale with them! Macy gets too drunk, Theda tries to help, and an old friend pops out of the woodwork.
04.26.2023
KNFW...Opening Up The Conversation
If there's one thing we need to do in this crazy, mixed up world today, it's TALK! The truck lovin' gals know that all too well...Jeffree Star stops by, Anheuser Busch sponsors, and Macy tells a chilling story describing how...

What's NYMPHOWARS about?

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NYMPHOWARS episodes:

KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out

KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Deux

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention

KNFW...Mucussy Membrane

KNFW...Nut Hunters

KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin!

KNFW...All Of Them Gays

KNFW...A Stitch In Tyne Steves Nina (AUDIO FIXED)

KNFW...Case Of The Ex

KNFW...This Is Me...Now!

KNFW...Presented by KY Brown Lube

Amuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number Slevin

KNFW...The National Association To Say "F*** You, Charles Darwin!"

KNFW...Macy Got Carol'd

KNFW...Måneskin on Måneskin

KNFW...Dr. Jack

KNFW...Actors On Actors

KNFW...Swiss Cheese Encryption

KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses

"Sue" Chef

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #5 Dual Lipa Presents Ventriloquist

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #4: Cousin Stacy Taught My Class

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #3: To Hell With Tap To Pay! (I'm Giving Blood Away!)

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #2 10/16/23

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #1 : Toilet Coke

Our Little Announcement

KNFW...Philly Folsom

KNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?

KNFW...How I Met Not Your Father

KNFW...The Private Tumblr Journal of the Antichrist

KNFW...Al's Booze Bus

KNFW...A Mongolian Lamb Collar On An Elegant Older Woman

KNFW...The New Norman

KNFW...Before The Flapper With Caitlyn Jenner

KNFW...After Hours...Ohr My God Sohr Much

KNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà Vu

KNFW...After Hours...Nobody's Checking On Glints

Full Length Patreon Episode: Ellen Project Hotline #13.2 aka 14

KNFW...Elbow Deep In The Heart Shaped Box

KNFW...All Tec'd Up at the Meat Rack

KNFW...Pobody's Nurtec

KNFW...Plenty O Fish

KNFW...Give Him The Spear

KNFW...Ageism(nt) An Issue For Generation Z

KNFW...The Library of BBL

KNFW...Sexy Beast

KNFW...A Vision Of Hell

KNFW...A Balm In The Palm

KNFW...Opening Up The Conversation