Me reading this week’s essay—free for all subscribers—and forgetting the name of Apple EarPods, and calling them iPods, which makes me officially old! EarPod and iPad are two of the worst names for anything imo. Anyway, enjoy the freedom of listening to me read instead of the arduous labor of reading it yourself… xx Olivia

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