Toss on your goggles and head to the playa with us, because we have a fun one for you. This week, we're joined by Greta Titelman, the amazing actor and comedian you may recognize from 'Search Party,' 'Los Espookys,' and 'Problemista.' She'll be reading as "Lucas*"—a ladies' man from Los Angeles with some tales about Burning Man and a threesome faux pas that nearly ended a friendship, plus one group story that's so good we don't want to spoil it here.

(*Not his real name. Definitely his real stories.)

Today’s business includes …

00:00: A tale of two Bobs

07:43: Our guest: Greta Titelman

08:20: Our story: “Lucas”

13:11 First things first: “This is cool"

15:10: Worst ex: “Terminator vibes”

24:30: The one who got away: "My main three exes"

32:26: Wildest sex stories: "I'll just call it a cult"

49:25: Best I ever had: “On a blanket in the middle of Burning Man"

55:24: Status update: “I gotta chill out a bit”

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen

Guest: Greta Titelman

Supervising producer: Justin Sayles

Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle

Video editing and production: Kayla Talley

Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle

Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris

Motion design: Skull Closet Studio

Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton

Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license by premiumbeats.com.

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