Jim maybe half cut this week but that won't stop him from sorting out fan finances, helping Arsene with his wardrobe, ranting at the Yanks, or lending his dolly to Ashley Williams. We also ask if Zlatan a robot? Is there going to be a volcanic eruption in Liverpool? And do you really want to watch what's on TV? All that AND a solution to the unemployment crisis. Just another week on the alternative football show. #FridayNightFootball #Flirt #AshleyWilliams #WengerOut #Drunk #NFL #OperationYewtree #JamesBond #Boliva #Terminator #Birth #Everton #MUFC #Zlatan #Pogba #Bromance #Unemployment On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. If you like what you hear check out our other episodes and follow us on twitter @ontheleftside or find us on facebook.com/ontheleftsidepod No SFX were used in this production. We made everything you hear. Honest. Incidental piano and guitar performed live by Wooly. Beatbox Panflute performed by Nostic. Other tracks courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk