Sky sources are telling us that We Ate All the Pies has completed the free transfer signing of Devan, a Manchester United fan who also happens to be the boyfriend of Adam's sister. Our addition to this week's pod is only the latest in what is truly becoming a silly season. After a weekend of madness that included United's lackluster start against Brighton, who can blame us for splurging, right? Devan joins Adam, Caleb, and Jordan as they submitted their own entries for Gameweek 1 overreactions, ponder which teams will be panic buying as the transfer window winds down, and look ahead to some key matchups coming this weekend. Jordan has a great start to Top Shelf Picks, and we all scratch our heads at Brendan Rogers' unique substitution policy for Leicester against Brentford.