Have you gotten your phone call yet? No? Just wait. You will. Donald Trump’s search for a Vice Presidential running mate is not going well.

It will boil down to either Indiana Governor Mike Pence, as exciting as a cup of plain yogurt; NJ Governor Chris Christie, currently following Trump from rally to rally to hold his coat; or Newt Gingrich, in which case Trump’s next hire better be a food taster.

Or, if God REALLY loves us… he could choose Sarah Palin!

KEEP HOPE ALIVE!

And Enjoy Episode 009 of TRUMPERAMA!