Episode 11 - PRESIDENT TRUMP TO FBI WEASEL J EDGAR COMEY: "YOU'RE FIRED!"

GREETINGS FELLOW PATRIOT TRUMPUBLICANS AND WELCOME TO THE MAY 11TH EPISODE OF TRUMP TALK LIVE….  THE HOME OF FEARLESS TRUTH TELLING ABOUT OUR GAME CHANGING PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND HIS BOLD MISSION TO DRAIN THE DC SWAMP AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

AMERICA HAS LONG SINCE LOST FAITH IN J EDGAR COMEY… SO, THIS WEEK THE PRESIDENT INVOKED HIS TRADEMARK PHRASE: “YOU’RE FIRED.”

JAMES ‘J EDGAR’ COMEY IS ONLY THE  SECOND FBI DIRECTOR TO GET THE BOOT IN US HISTORY.  BILL CLINTON FIRED WILLIAM SESSIONS 24 YEARS AGO.   J. EDGAR HOOVER HAD ENOUGH DIRT IN HIS FILES TO KEEP 5 PRESIDENTS FROM FIRING HIM…. THEY HAD TO WAIT FOR THE GRIM REAPER TO COME AFTER HIM.

REPUBLICANS WERE OUTRAGED LAST JULY WHEN COMEY LAID OUT A DAMNING CASE AGAINST HILLARY…BUT THEN LET HER OFF THE HOOK FOR AT LEAST NINE FEDERAL FELONIES OF PLAYING FAST AND LOOSE WITH AMERICA’S TOP SECRETS FUNNELED THROUGH HER SHAKY, INSECURE HOME BREW EMAILS SYSTEM.

THEN DEMOCRATS WERE OUTRAGED AND CALLED FOR COMEY’S FIRING LAST OCTOBER AFTER HE RE-OPENED THE EMAIL CASE 11 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION,…BUT THEN COMEY CLOSED IT JUST DAYS LATER!

WHILE COMEY FOUND MANY CRIMES IN SEARCH OF AN INDICTMENT AGAINST HILLARY AND COMPANY…. HE HAS STIRRED UP A SCANDAL IN SEARCH OF EVEN A SINGLE CRIME LAID AT THE DOORSTEP OF OUR 45TH PRESIDENT.  TO DATE, NO ONE…NOT COMEY, NOT DNI CLAPPER, NOT ONE MEMBER OF HOUSE OR SENATE INVESTIGATING COMMITTEES HAS FOUND A SINGLE SHRED OF EVIDENCE THAT THE TRUMP TEAM COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA.

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN OUTRAGED OVER RAMPANT LEAKS FROM THE DEEP STATE, INCLUDING THE FBI AND INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY…. OVER THE FESTERING, AND SO FAR FRUITLESS PROBE INTO ALLEGATIONS OF COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA. 

COMEY HAS BEEN SLOW TO TELL CONGRESS OR THE PRESIDENT WHO UNMASKED THE NAMES OF TRUMP ASSOCIATES AND OTHERS.  HE REFUSED TO SAY IF HE WAS INVESTIGATING CRIMINAL LEAKERS OF TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT INFORMATION.

THE PRESIDENT FINALLY LOWERED THE BOOM ON TUESDAY,  FOLLOWING A RECOMMENDATION FROM DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL ROD ROSENSTEIN, WHO HAS FBI OVERSIGHT, AND WHO WON SENATE CONFIRMATION 14 DAYS EARLIER BY A 94-6 BIPARTISAN VOTE.

THE FIRING HAS IGNITED A FIRESTORM OF RENEWED OUTRAGE FROM THE LEFT!  THEY ACCUSE TRUMP OF DECAPITATING THE INVESTIGATION ALA NIXON…BUT THE ACTING FBI DIRECTOR ANDREW MCCABE SAYS THE AGENCY CONTINUES ITS INVESTIGATIONS WITHOUT PAUSE.  THE DEPARTURE OF A PRIMA DONNA HAS NOT CHANGED THE FBI MISSION TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS MORASS.

BUT THE COMEY CANNING WILL SUCK THE OXYGEN OUT OF EVERYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS IN DC FOR A LONG TIME TO COME.

ANOTHER ALUMNUS OF THE PRESIDENT’S “YOU’RE FIRED” CLUB, SALLY YATES TELLS SENATORS SHE DEFIED THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HIS IMMIGRATION ORDER WAS UNLAWFUL….PROMPTING ONE SENATOR TO ASK “WHO APPOINTED YOU TO THE SUPREME COURT?”

AND AN ACLU ATTORNEY TELLS THE 4TH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS THAT THE IMMIGRATION ORDER WOULD BE LEGAL  IF SIGNED BY A PRESIDENT OTHER THAN TRUMP?  YOU CAN’T MAKE  THIS STUFF UP! WE NEED TO FIND A CURE FOR TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME AND FAST!

I’M VIC BAKER, WADING THROUGH THE GATOR INFESTED DC SWAMP TONIGHT ALONGSIDE THE MAN WHO PLAYED A PIVOTAL ROLE IN MAKING VOLUSIA COUNTY “REPUBLICAN RED” FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ITS 158 YEAR HISTORY…..

VOLUSIA COUNTY REPUBLICAN CHAIRMAN TONY LEDBETTER