This one’s got everything: a local teenager, a ridiculous cover story, and the kind of chaos that could only happen on The Rizzuto Show. Today, we crown Preston Woods, King of the Cover Story — because when your tale goes viral faster than a cat on TikTok, you lean into it.

The crew dives headfirst into an O'Fallon, Missouri teenager's wild weekend saga that ended in one of the best funny news stories we've seen in a while — complete with mystery injuries, questionable decisions, and at least three bros to back up the cover story to your mom.

The crew breaks down this funny news segment and the teen's “cover story” with forensic precision (and zero professionalism):

• The moment everything went sideways (spoiler: it involves bad decisions and even worse friends)
• Rizz tries to figure out if his story is genius or just dumb luck
• Listener reactions that swing between “this guy rules” and “this guy needs bail money”
• Moon loses faith in humanity—again
• Plus, the dumbest thing said on the show this week (you’ll know it when you hear it)

Daily Show Notes:

• Muscle car thief charged in Herculaneum dealership break-in
• These are the Top 10 most stolen vehicles in Missouri
• 8 once-popular vacation spots boomers loved that now sit almost forgotten
• A smile mandate? Target employees must greet shoppers within 10 feet
• Teachers notice this ONE thing that most kids in the UK are doing a lot more – and no, it's not saying 6-7!
• Nikki Glaser sparks backlash for sex trafficking jokes during ‘SNL’ monologue: ‘Horrible performance’
• Wife storms out of anniversary dinner after husband’s shocking gift: ‘Huge red flag’
• The Midwest city of St Louis has been revealed as America's best city for singles with its cheap rent, nightlife offerings and its own 'Central Park'
• Under the cloudy night sky and the glow of the Gateway Arch, St. Louis fisherman Otis, pulled off one of the most impressive catches seen on the Mississippi this year with a 92.5 pound catfish
• Gen Z Is Sharing Misery on Dates With ‘Grim-Keeping

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