Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 episodes:

• 04.23.2024

  209 - You're Next (2013) w/Juliana Finch

  Nice family gets along great. Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative ) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...

  
• 04.16.2024

  208 - They Live (1988)

  We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum… Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence ...

  
• 04.09.2024

  207 - Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)

  Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room… Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. ) Content Warnings: Animal/child...

  
• 04.02.2024

  206 - Slaxx (2020)

  This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation Next...

  
• 03.26.2024

  205 - Se7en (1995) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

  Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here? Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!  Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares;...

  
• 03.19.2024

  204 - Dead Snow (2009)

  Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis. Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death...

  
• 03.12.2024

  203 - The Omen (1976)

  He's just a brat. Don't lose your head. Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall ) Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top...

  
• 03.05.2024

  202 - Pumpkinhead (1988)

  Dirtbike shitheads are at it again Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror ) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic...

  
• 02.27.2024

  201 - Duel (1971) w/Chris Brown

  Maybe don't buy a Plymouth Special Guest: Chris Brown Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller ) Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares. Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts:...

  
• 02.20.2024

  200 - Freaks (1932)

  What goes around comes around. Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale) Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror Next Week’s Film  LIVESTREAM Sat Feb 24: TEETH (2007) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor...

  
• 02.13.2024

  199 - Terrified (2018) w/Jen Brown

  The title is the plot. Special Guest: Jen Brown  Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9...

  
• 02.06.2024

  198 - Pearl (2022)

  Hollywood's a cutthroat business Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun ) Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of...

  
• 01.30.2024

  197 - Cloverfield (2008) w/Brie Williams

  What if a city… but also a giant monster? Special Guest Brie Williams  Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore) Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares. Next...

  
• 01.23.2024

  196 - From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) w/Symphony Sanders

  Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM Jan 27: ...

  
• 01.16.2024

  195 - Dark Waters (1993)

  Welcome to Nun Island Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants ) Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids Next...

  
• 01.09.2024

  194 - Santa Sangre (1989)

  Look, ma! Two hands! Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard ) Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse ...

  
• 01.02.2024

  193 - Serial Mom (1994) w/Julia Schifini

  PSA: Always wear your seatbelt! Special Guest: Julia Schifini  Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore For an...

  
• 12.26.2023

  192 - Titane (2021)

  This movie is about f*ckin' cars. Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors ) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor...

  
• 12.19.2023

  191 - The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

  There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it. Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror ) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts!...

  
• 12.12.2023

  190 - The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

  Throw a party worthy of the end of the world Approachability:  10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty Next Week’s Film   LIVE STREAM: Sun Dec 17 ANNA AND THE...

  
• 12.05.2023

  189 - Carrie (1976)

  Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze. Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest ) Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape Next Week’s...

  
• 11.28.2023

  188 - Night of the Demons (1988)

  Hornt up… for death! Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx) Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/carrie-1976 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil...

  
• 11.21.2023

  187 - The Invisible Man (2020)

  The lesson here is get better friends Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror) Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream: Sat Nov 25 @ 3pm: SESSION 9 (2001) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...

  
• 11.14.2023

  186 - Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

  "It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness" Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin  Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word) Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm; Next Week’s Film ...

  
• 11.07.2023

  185 - Pet Sematary (1989)

  "Unsafe at Any Speed" Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find...

  
• 10.31.2023

  184 - Ænigma (1987)

  Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails? Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on...

  
• 10.30.2023

  183 - Buffy S4E10: "Hush" (1999) & other horror shorts

  Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011) Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here. Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here)...

  
• 10.24.2023

  182 - As Above So Below (2014)

  National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck) Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood Next Week’s Film   Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror...

  
• 10.17.2023

  181 - A Quiet Place (2018)

  This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...

  
• 10.13.2023

  180 - Lights Out (2013) & other horror shorts

  Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011) Playlist of shorts here ...

  
• 10.10.2023

  179 - Demon Seed (1977)

  Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches) Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment Next Week’s Film Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be...

  
• 10.03.2023

  178 - Day of the Dead (1985) w/Alex Steed

  Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings,...

  
• 09.26.2023

  177 - M (1931)

  Expressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w; classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch) Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work...

  
• 09.18.2023

  176 - Onibaba (1964)

  A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w; classic; Very accessible and well worth your time) Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more...

  
• 09.12.2023

  175 - Last Night in Soho (2021)

  Are you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny) Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC...

  
• 09.05.2023

  174 - The Deep House (2021)

  Satan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Stream: Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING...

  
• 08.29.2023

  173 - Westworld (1973)

  “Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)...

  
• 08.22.2023

  172 - Little Monsters (2019)

  If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be ) Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore;...

  
• 08.15.2023

  171 - Dark City (1998)

  Those express trains get you every time. Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror ) Content Warnings: Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil...

  
• 08.08.2023

  170 - Def by Temptation (1990) w/Symphony Sanders

  This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww" Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault ...

  
• 08.01.2023

  169 - Perfect Blue (1998) w/Janina Matthewson

  Who are you? Special Guest: Janina Matthewson  Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense ) Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film ...

  
• 07.25.2023

  168 - V/H/S (2012)

  Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability:  2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles ) Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares Alternate...

  
• 07.18.2023

  167 - Species (1995)

  What if Alien… but with titties? Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares ) Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares...

  
• 07.11.2023

  166 - Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931)

  Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters… Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature Next Week’s Film  Live...

  
• 07.04.2023

  165 - Them! (1954) w/Andrew Scahill

  They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill  Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! ) Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares ...

  
• 06.27.2023

  164 - V: The Original Miniseries (1983)

  I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun) Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide ...

  
• 06.20.2023

  163 - Rabid (1977)

  If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death Next Week’s...

  
• 06.13.2023

  162 - Häxan (1922)

  A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum ) Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings;...

  
• 06.06.2023

  161 - Funny Games (1997)

  A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic ) Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture  Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts!...

  
• 05.30.2023

  160 - Beau Is Afraid (2023)

  Therapy: The Movie Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy ) Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find...