Red Lips, Orange Car

Show Update

We Ranked American Sit-Down Restaurants For First Dates

In this month's episode, Alanah, Charlotte, and Fiona rank American chain, sit-down restaurants for FIRST DATE QUALITY, but also fall in love with someone named Julia along the way.

My Ex Stole my Halo Reach while I was Asleep

This month, we're joined by Ify Nwawide! We talk about "shooting up the club", stealing stuff from your ex, if anyone is bold enough to name someone they're cheating on you with "boo" in their phone, and games we used...

I Dated A Pathological Liar

This month, a very strange voicemail, pathological liars and narcissists, and the prince of sealand.

We Review YOUR Dating Profiles

Missing a connection just between me (w), a bad poem, and reviewing audience dating profiles.

Retired Milkman Looking To Get Back To Work

Season three of Red Lips, Orange Car is here! This episode features Fiona Nova, Charlotte Avery, and Patrick Brown. Plus, milkmen, plumbers, male feminists, and more.

Buds and Bros Nightly on Zoom

Today, we have guest Zombaekillz to talk about bros on Zoom, and, uh, being human trafficked. 

My Girlfriend Isn't Welcome at My House Anymore

This month, we're joined by our cool friend Pam! We discuss a girlfriend who's worried about her boyfriend's gay roommate, girls who wear wigs and make-up, and a completely made up cheater.

Girl Tweaking Out on the Sidewalk

This month, we're joined by Inside Gaming's Autumn Farrell to talk about crack, the Amish, if horses can get drunk, farting in relationships, and Mexican food.

Old Guy looking for Rub (more, maybe?)

On this month's episode of Red Lips, Orange Car, Alanah and Ethan are joined by Steve Zaragoza to talk about Craigslist statistics, laughing during sex, and midwives.

Why Did My Boyfriend Eat Our Fries?

This month on RLOC: Alanah, Ethan, and Brian (girbeagly) discuss female anatomy, love languages, and fry theft in relationships. Basically, the staples. 

Drunk Girl On My Lawn

This week, we're joined by Mica Burton to talk about naked drunk girls invading strangers' lawns, a man who's jealous of a dog, and the hottest woman of all time (but her boyfriend doesn't like it?)

You Were Lactating And Sold Me Your Milk Many Times

Join Alanah, Ethan, and Chloe Dykstra as they journey through the adventures of lactating married women, hot theme park employees, and insane girlfriends. 

Quarantine King Looking For Corona Queen

Welcome to season 2! Today Ethan (CrankGameplays), Ross (GameGrumps), and Alanah discuss girlfriends who aren't allowed to play Animal Crossing, people dating during quarantine, and romance in parking lots. 

A Prius Full of Hot Girls

Join Max Scoville, Cassidee Moser, and Alanah as they discover a 70+ year old man's missing love, some weird thing about bugs, and ass haikus. 

My Dog Had Diarrhea in Warby Parker and You Held Him

A cute boy holds a dog with bowel problems, an unfortunately timed boner, too many brussels sprouts and someone crying in NYC. Join Andrew Goldfarb, Blaine Gibson, and Alanah Pearce on this week's RLOC!

You Farted in Kroger Yesterday

Recording live from Australia, we talk about hot girls farting, nude beaches, and Australian 'tradies'. Featuring Alanah's mum and aunt!

The Lovely Lady in the Red Convertible

Picking up girls at Planned Parenthood, hitting on someone even though they're on a date, and one man's very specific "friendship" requirements. Special guests Cole Gallian and Amarisse Sullivan join Alanah on this episode of RLOC!

My China Doll

A freezing cold skateboarder, rich dudes at grocery stores, and a woman called China Doll. Join Marty, Alanah, and Terri Schwartz for another episode of RLOC!

Good Girl, Bad Morning

Someone swoops in on a couple's argument, an awkward back scratch, and Bubbles. Join Alanah, Marty, and special guest Anthony Carboni for this week's episode!

I Grabbed Your Boob on Sunset

A not-so-stealthy boob grab, a prison break, and a wild night in New Orleans. Join guest Joshua Ovenshire from Smosh Games, Marty, and Alanah for the latest episode of RLOC. 

Wife Needs a Massage

Alanah tells more weird Australian stories, Marty uncovers a balloon fetish, and Kinda Funny's Joey Noelle joins in to talk airplane romance. Sort of. 

The Thicc Girl at Menards

Thicc girls doing hardware shopping, a woman who can't control her bladder on a date, and condescending romance at the DMV. Join Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Jared Petty for another episode of Red Lips, Orange Car! 

GARY - WHERE ARE YOU

A man obsessed with blue lights on a hat, Gary's illegitimate child, and the self-deprecating Uber driver. This weeks Missed Connections brought to you by Alanah Pearce, Marty Sliva, and Zach Ryan. 

Red Lips, Orange Car - the trailer

What the hell is this podcast we're starting? Why does it have that weird name?