Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode as Brandi managed to make herself the victim of her problematic behavior. It was truly maddening, but that doesn't mean we didn't laugh a lot too.

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On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2398 Vanderpump Villa: Sexy Unique Chateau

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This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

# 2397 The Valley, Part Two: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray

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#2396 The Valley, Part One: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray

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#2395 PumpRules: Lala Hits the Mother Load

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