The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Chef is on thin ice on Below Deck (S11E12), but some lobster grilled cheeses could be his undoing. Plus, sexytimes on the boat for some but not others. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2401 Below Deck: The French Disconnection

Not much happened on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E05), but Jasmine did announce that she’s pregnant!  And Shanice sprained her ankle. And Preston wore a jockstrap while he ironed. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2400 Summer House MV: Baby On Bored

The hilarious Michelle Collins drops by to talk Summer House, and then it’s on to the latest episode (S08E09) where Danielle and Gabby vie for a balloon artist.  Meanwhile, Paige has a shocking change of allegiance, and Lindsay encourages Carl to, you know, get a job.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2399 Summer House: The Faults in Our Stars with Michelle Collins

On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2398 Vanderpump Villa: Sexy Unique Chateau

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This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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