On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down the first three episodes of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 3, Episode 8 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 13, 'Pizza Gate', Part 3 of The Real Housewives of Miami Season 5 Reunion. 

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On this episode of RHONJ: Questions about Danielle's brother are left unanswered; Teresa and Joe reveal their unique sides of a family secret; Jackie tests Teresa's boundaries, as Rachel calls Danielle out for spreading rumours.

On this episode of RHOM: The ladies reminisce about Lisa and Lenny's wild parties; Alexia, Marysol, and Adriana confront their drama from the Bahamas, opening old wounds in the process; a mysterious letter leaves jaws on the floor.

On RHUGT: The Housewives land in Thailand for the trip of a lifetime, but sunny skies give way to bad weather when Heather confronts her issues with Whitney; Heather's insensitive comment about Leah's drinking turns the women against her. The second day in Thailand starts with a visit to an elephant sanctuary that leaves the women feeling bonded and relaxed; Candiace's shady dinner and an off-the-cuff remark threaten to throw the whole trip into chaos. Then, Alexia brings Miami to Thailand with a boat day on a luxury yacht; simmering tensions bubble to the surface, creating a whirlpool of drama that leaves no one unscathed.

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