Airhorns, family drama, a knitting needle… oh and some football. This week the lads report on all the goals from the Premiership and Championship plus they ask - what did your Grandparents do? They deliver all your My Sports News and Fordey chanels Roy Keane in Roy's Rants.

RNR Football - Ringside Grandma

Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

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Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you an action packed show in which the dynamic duo delve into the murky and disturbing world of children's birthday parties...

RNR Football - The Fecal Birthday Bash

Matt Forde is joined by guest co-host, Paul McCaffrey for a day of football and graffiti chat!

RNR Football - The Flaming Penguin

Richie Firth steps in alongside Matt Dyson, with the latter contracting a computer virus mid show. Plus the duo attempt to build an Easter themed XI!

RNR Football - The Easter Trojan

Matt Forde and Chris Scull open a very mature discussion about picking your nose and discuss which teams they hate and their reasons for it. Plus Donald Trump weighs in on the England kit debate in the Seance of the Living.

RNR Football - The Hateful International Bogey Break

On this week's episode, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson search the UK for the worst water and also delve into the listeners stories of bad nights out!

RNR Football - Ringside Grandma

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