Chris dragged our Bomber and Brandon on immediately after the final whistle to go over the Fratton Park washout as quickly as possible before pouring a bit single malt and ignoring it all.

What's the crack?

• So... There was a touch of light drizzle...

• Can we blame the conditions for that result, or was it accompanied by a weak as p*ss performance?

• Brandon gets his stats out and has a look at the data for us;

• Is this one to put behind us as soon as possible?

• Are Pompey averse to drainage as a rule?

Aye. Wet'n'wild and a bit f*ckin sh*te'n'mingin says our Sacko - Enjoy/Endure! #EFL #SAFC #LeagueOne

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