Today, I sit down with comedian, Ryan Long. We talk about skankfest, Jelly Roll, , bad advice, stoicism, objectivism, Bernard Goetz, and much more!
 
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# 548 - Ryan Long & ME

Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

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Comedian Todd Glass and I talk about our love for Andy Frasco, sucking in your gut, magic, music, Todd’s live show, and much more!  

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# 621 - Todd Glass Made Us Edit This Out

H.Foley, Kevin Ryan, Cipha Sounds and I crash a frat party and talk all about our crazy night.

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# 620 - I Crashed a Frat Party with Are You Garbage & Cipha Sounds

I’m living out every college kid’s fantasy today – when Cheech and Chong stop by the kitchen for a little cooking and a lot of conversation. And you guessed it – we light it up. A lot. They’ve got stories to tell and I am here for them all. Plus, we chat movies, merch, and I make birria ramen.

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Something’s Burning: Dreams Come True with Cheech and Chong

Neal Brennan and I sit down to talk about changing your brain, finding joy, gratitude, ultra marathons, fighting with his therapist girlfriend, and much more! 

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# 619 - Neal Brennan is the Sun

I sit down with comedians, Adam Ray, Shapel Lacey & Dave Williamson. We talk about superstitions, bucket lists, Shapel’s cheerleading, how old the earth is, and much more! 

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# 548 - Ryan Long & ME

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