JR and Alan Beam pull the plug on Cliff's campaign at about the same time that Digger gets crunk and spills the tea to a reporter that Sue Ellen and JR's baby is really Cliff's baby! Cliff, fresh out of faks, not only does not deny it, but screams it into the void - and Mofo sues for custody! Lawd! Thus, the episode turns into an episode of Jerry Springer. Tune in to see WHO. IS. THE FATHER. of Baby John! dun. Dun. DUN!

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